the "Ask Otaku" thread

[monikamilani]

:D GLITTER!

[otakuapprentice]

same asking channel [er thread.]
*wonders what it would look like if he had something akin to the Bat-Signal.

Wonder no more!


Awesome.

:D GLITTER!
Huh?

[Loktera^2]

Holy crap.... This thread is still going?

[otakuapprentice]

Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.

[Loktera^2]

Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.

Oh... My god... Has it really been that long?

[otakuapprentice]

Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.

Oh... My god... Has it really been that long?
Indeed it has; originally I made the thread for laughs and didn't expect it to last for more than a couple of pages, yet here we are.

[otakuya]

Who's in your 5? (aka, the 5 people you call/text the most)

Favorite car?

Internet browser of choice?

Are you a Dodgers fan?

(mentioned Little Tokyo earlier) What's the best store in Little Tokyo?

How long will it take you to get from SoCal to NorCal?

How has the economy affected you?

What's the most expensive thing you bought within the last 2 days?

What's the coolest thing you bought within the last 2 days?

[otakuapprentice]

Who's in your 5? (aka, the 5 people you call/text the most)
Mom, sister, and a few friends.

Favorite car?
Either a Subaru Impreza, VW Jetta, or Mitsubishi Lancer.

Internet browser of choice?
I like Firefox, but Chrome doesn't use much processing power.

Are you a Dodgers fan?
As long as they aren't the Yankees or the Lakers, then I like them.

(mentioned Little Tokyo earlier) What's the best store in Little Tokyo?
Jungle; its a toy store with a pretty good selection of stuff.

How long will it take you to get from SoCal to NorCal?
Dunno; I'll be going up in December, so drive is typically 5 1/2 - 6 hours.

How has the economy affected you?
Jobs are harder to get.

What's the most expensive thing you bought within the last 2 days?
Ice cream cone.

What's the coolest thing you bought within the last 2 days?
Ice cream cone.

[c2chaos]

Do you like waffle cones or the wafer kind?
What video game consoles do you own, including portables?
What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
Ever fell into a toilet?
Ever sat on a wet toilet?
When you were in elementary school, were you chased by girls?
Also, were you curious enough to go to the girl's restroom, back then?
What's the dumbest thing you've done to or in front of a girl you liked?
Ever worn a piece of clothing usually worn by the opposite sex?
Ever flown in a plane?
If you could own one vehicle, be it a plane or hovercraft or whatever, what would it be?
Did you think of a flying saucer when you read that last question?
If you could own an animal, which one would it be?
If you could pwn someone, who would it be?
What would be your dream job?
Has anyone on the forums ever told you that you are awesome?
Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you were in an anime?
Have ever felt like you just stepped into the twilight zone, if yes, please share?
Do you have any siblings?
Are you afraid of clowns?
Ghosts?
Zombies?
Aliens?
People?
Have you ever "done time?"
You are awesome!
How long did it take you to answer this questionnaire?
Do you have an ethnic preference when it comes to girls?
What gender would you hope for your firstborn child to be?
Do you like to go fishing?
Do you watch the food channel?
Do you subscribe to YouTubers, if yes, who?
Do you usually read all the questions first and then answer or answer them as you read them?
How long did it take for you to finish this questionnaire?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you like waffle cones or the wafer kind?
I prefer waffle cones more.

What video game consoles do you own, including portables?
DS, PSP, Wii, PS2, 360, Gamecube.

What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
Some are better than others.

Ever fell into a toilet?
Nope.

Ever sat on a wet toilet?
Hell no, I would wipe that thing off with TP and line the seat with clean TP and one of those seat covers.

When you were in elementary school, were you chased by girls?
Yes.

Also, were you curious enough to go to the girl's restroom, back then?
All I knew back then was that they had way more bathroom stalls in there.

What's the dumbest thing you've done to or in front of a girl you liked?
I don't think I've hit that point of doing something stupid.........except maybe for making the mistake of drinking vodka and rum back to-back...

Ever worn a piece of clothing usually worn by the opposite sex?
Yes.

Ever flown in a plane?
Yes.

If you could own one vehicle, be it a plane or hovercraft or whatever, what would it be?
Old-school VW van...y'know the cool ones with the white-wall tires.

Did you think of a flying saucer when you read that last question?
Nope, didn't come up as a choice.

If you could own an animal, which one would it be?
I think I've answered this before, but it would be either a bulldog, pug, or a ferret.

If you could pwn someone, who would it be?
Bill O'Reily. He needs to get decked, big-time.

What would be your dream job?
Hmm.......I guess what every gamers' dream job is, either to work for a game developer or be a reviewer.

Has anyone on the forums ever told you that you are awesome?
Yup.

Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you were in an anime?
Uhh....*thinks*Nope, not that I recall.

Have ever felt like you just stepped into the twilight zone, if yes, please share?
When I used to go from Oakland to San Jose to hang out with friends; HUGE difference in the atmosphere.

Do you have any siblings?
Yes, an older brother and sister.

Are you afraid of clowns?
I wouldn't exactly say I am afraid of them, I just have a general hatred towards them.

Ghosts?
Once I see one, I'll respond accordingly.

Zombies?
If said zombie apocalypse happened, we'd all be giddy as hell because its actually happening...so no, I don't think I am afraid of zombies.

Aliens?
Depends if they are the mean 'we will destroy you' aliens from Independence Day, or the scared 'we just want to go home' aliens from District 9.

People?
Oh yea, definitely; people/humanity is one crazy sumbish.

Have you ever "done time?"
You mean jail/prison? No, I have not.

You are awesome!
Oh, this is so unexpected; I would like to thank everyone that made this moment possible...*hears cue and music to wrap it up* um, uh..I want to thank my family,  my mom and dad, all my friends, I love you guys!

How long did it take you to answer this questionnaire?
About 15-20 minutes.

Do you have an ethnic preference when it comes to girls?
I haven't actually thought about that before.........no, not really.

What gender would you hope for your firstborn child to be?
A boy, because I would probably scare away all the potential boyfriends if my first child was a girl.

Do you like to go fishing?
Never been.

Do you watch the food channel?
Used to, when I still had cable.

Do you subscribe to YouTubers, if yes, who?
Not really.

Do you usually read all the questions first and then answer or answer them as you read them?
I typically read all the questions first, then once I am done laughing or wondering why some questions were asked, I respond.

How long did it take for you to finish this questionnaire?
After checking if everything was answered, about 21 minutes.

[G.I.R]

Do you think some people ask too many questions?   ::)

[otakuapprentice]

Do you think some people ask too many questions?   ::)
Nope.

[AuroraDreamer]

What is the weirdest question you have been asked?

[otakuapprentice]

What is the weirdest question you have been asked?
Damnit, I had to go back through past posts and see which one fit the bill; only problem is I got tired after about page 40, so I grabbed the two that I think to be the weirdest ones:

"green underwear or purple underwear?"

"Dear Dr. O, I'm half nakked and only in a towel. Would you like for me to pick you up now?"

[AuroraDreamer]

XD Very interesting!

What is a question that you thought would be asked, but hasn't been?

[otakuapprentice]

XD Very interesting!

What is a question that you thought would be asked, but hasn't been?
"Where's the beef?"

[AuroraDreamer]

I'm not sure if these has been asked before, but whatever.
If you could only eat one type of meal for the rest of your life what would you pick?
What anime describes your life?
Are you happy that is that one?
If you could pick an anime to be in what one would you want to be in?
Why is it I can think of questions now, but earlier I couldn't?

[otakuapprentice]

I'm not sure if these has been asked before, but whatever.
If you could only eat one type of meal for the rest of your life what would you pick?
Hmm.....I'll say The Big Carl from Carl's Jr.

What anime describes your life?
I really don't know which one it would be, but if I had to pick...I would say either Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh, since those are shows about nothing in general.

Are you happy that is that one?
It could have been better.

If you could pick an anime to be in what one would you want to be in?
Tenchi Muyo.

Why is it I can think of questions now, but earlier I couldn't?
Your brain was in sleep mode.

[c2chaos]

What device are you reading this from (i.e. cell phone, PC, laptop, game console)?
If you could have a harem, who would be in it, whether the person is real or not?
What's the most boring or uninteresting anime you have seen?
Did you watch it all anyway?
What's the saddest anime you have seen?
Most epic?
Most horrific?
Funniest?
Do you watch hentai? Of course you do!! You're an otaku.
Which kind(s) do you like? (Tentacles, Bondage, Futanari, etc.)
Why is it that you don't own a PS3?
Do you own a Pokéwalker?
You have a DS, do you own a R4DS?
Is your PSP running a CFW?
You are forming the ULTIMATE music group, which musicians would you put in it? (14 people max limit)
Where's the beef?
What's your take on vegans?
Do you have any food allergies?
Do you wear any corrective devices? (Glasses, retainers, etc.)
What kind of bread do you prefer?
What's your favorite kind of cookies?
Were you bullied when you were growing up?
Have you ever wished you were adopted?
How many girlfriends have you had?
Do you have one now?

[otakuya]

Do you mind if I answer some questions too? Since I'm also technically an Otaku(ya) too, although not a doctor or apprentice.