the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

What would you do if people ran out of questions?

What's the wierdest dream you ever had?

Do you like pancakes?

1)i dont know what i would do because i know that you all will never run out of questions to ask me. but, just in case you people did run out of questions, i would go into a deep sleep until the day comes where a question needs an answer.
2)the weirdest dream?! trust me, ive had alot of weird dreams...some scarier and realistic than others.
3)mmm...pancakes are good and tasty!!

Will I ever have a picture of Gubaba with a pancake on her head?

Will I ever have a picture of a pancake with a Gubaba on its head?

Since you called Benicia "beautiful" will you finally go out with her?

OTP = Otaku x Benicia, or Rock x Benicia?

Why do some people act weird on a full moon?

What's your favorite classic arcade game?

1. no
2. again, no.
3. i never called her beautiful.
4. Rock x Benicia
5. because it mezmerizes them...and it looks like a big piece of cheese sometimes.
6. there are alot that i like, but i would have to say either pac-man or 1941.

who would win in a fight
1)star platinum or kenshiro?
2)boxer or a kangaroo
What are you going to be for halloween?
What is the 125th number after 3.14?
Why cant I backflip?
Whats the sky made out of?
How many constilations are there?

1. kenshiro
2. kangaroo
3. ed elric
4. look it up.
5. because you do not believe.
6. its made out of cool-whip.
7. as many as you can count.

Is Asa_Gohan's avatar of a man or a woman?

Why does Asa_Gohan's avatar bear a striking resemblance to Beautiful Benicia?

1. his avatar is of a man.
2. dunno; i'll start an investigation immediately, as soon as can find my hamster and put it back on its wheel...*SQUISH!*..oh crap.

What's the meaning of Halloween?

candy, pure and simple.

Does this font make me look fat?"

of course it doesn't...or does it? no, it doesnt? umm...whatever you think is fine!

Oh, will we ever be set free?
Will this Journeyman's day be his last?
Where does the anwser lie?
Is it something we can buy?
Will there be a wishing star outside tonight?

1. yes
2. no
3. at the bottom of your cereal box, along with the little plastic toy.
4. i think so...
5. if you look hard enough...maybe.

[Sucrose]

How is it that everybody on my hall manages to lack tinfoil? (Admittedly including myself?)

[otakuapprentice]

How is it that everybody on my hall manages to lack tinfoil? (Admittedly including myself?)

probably because they all thought that maybe they won't need tin foil. kinda ironic, isn't it?

[gmontem]

3. i never called her beautiful.

Then what do you suppose this is? :o

mr. mcstabby was referring to the picture of Beautiful Benicia in his avy.

[otakuapprentice]

3. i never called her beautiful.

Then what do you suppose this is? :o

mr. mcstabby was referring to the picture of Beautiful Benicia in his avy.

oh crap. well, i will do what many others have done in this type of situation: I PLEAD THE FIF! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIF!

[Kazuko]

x: what do i do on a first date?

[otakuapprentice]

x: what do i do on a first date?

uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

[Asa_Gohan]

Why do people believe in scientology?
What is the circumfrence of a moose?
If a ninja falls in a forest would it make a sound?

[otakuapprentice]

Why do people believe in scientology?
What is the circumfrence of a moose?
If a ninja falls in a forest would it make a sound?

1. because they are stupid.
2. you have asked me this before, and here again is the answer:

well, you'll need a nuclear reactor, a F-18 bomber jet, and about 20 tons of plutonium....or you can just knock the moose out, and find out that way. whatever works for you...

3. no, it would not.

[LadyKaren]

x: what do i do on a first date?

uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?

[gmontem]

x: what do i do on a first date?

uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?

Apparently not. What a lewser!  >>

[LadyKaren]

x: what do i do on a first date?

uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?

Apparently not. What a lewser!  >>

Dr. O, Why has George never gone out on a date?

[gubaba]

x: what do i do on a first date?

uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?

Apparently not. What a lewser!  >>

I've never been out on a date either.. does this make me a loser?! =[

[gmontem]

Dr. O, Why has George never gone out on a date?

Dr. O will never answer this because it's a trap.  The answer is because I'm a lewser! Oh well at least I'm the Founder and Client of my own club.

[gmontem]

I've never been out on a date either.. does this make me a loser?! =[

My club is currently accepting applications for a few key positions.

[otakuapprentice]

x: what do i do on a first date?

uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?

well, there are many factors behind this that need to be taken into consideration, many variables that need to be calculated before being able to come up with a suitable answer that can be presented, or i can skip all that and go with the condensed version...
...
i have never gone out on a date because i have never been asked, and i am sort of nervous asking that type of question, for fear that i might end up getting told no. thats why i have never gone out on a date, because i am a scared little wimp.

Dr. O, Why has George never gone out on a date?

because the government has a secret project that tracks his every move. and i did answer it. HUZZAH!!

I've never been out on a date either.. does this make me a loser?! =[

no. just because you have never been out on a date does not make you a loser.

[gmontem]

How the heck did I beat you 7 times in a row in TetriNET? :o

[MisakiFan41]

what da dillio?

why does adult swim play both ending credits back to back on ghost in the shell stand alone complex?

[otakuapprentice]

How the heck did I beat you 7 times in a row in TetriNET? :o

luck. pure luck. that, and you had Game Genie granting your tetris wishes.

why does adult swim play both ending credits back to back on ghost in the shell stand alone complex?

seeing as i don't have cartoon network anymore, i can't answer this completely. but, its probably because tehy are trying to make GITS:SAC really bad.

[Barnes]

6 months, 22 days from today is what? :wink:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15. What is the number?
What is the hardest video game of all time?