the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

wow, such an overeflow of questions to respond to. but just post questions, not answers; that's my job, even if im onle getting paid in pocari sweat and foodstuffs from nijiya market. and now its answer time!

How would you like to die, by purikura or by 911 chicken?

seeing as how i already dies by 911 chicken, i'd rather go with the purikura the next time around.

will that mean we will goto Cluck U again?

this time we will try just normal level chicken and see who could actually finish a low level and have fun this time.

no near death experiences this time!

if its just eating normal-level chicken, then i could do that.

What are the answers to my homework?

the answer is Colonel Mustard, in the Observatory, with the Pipe.

What do you think of this?

im not sure why, but i was only able to hear the music and not see the animation. gotta love the scatman, though.

Why Do They Rock So Hard?

In that vein:

Where Have You Been?

I have been to the place where the sun don't shine: the bathrooms at a truck stop.

What Are Friends For?
What Planet Is This?

Friends are so you have some people to share both the good times and the bad.. As for what planet this is, its the one full of humans....no, not pluto. thats not a planet anymore.

Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?

because that is the other direction that society has taken, as well. people are no longer content with just being a average size/weight, and are therefore trying as hard as possible to look like the world's prettiest toothpick. i really don't care that much about a person's weight, as long as they are happy with themselves, and as long as they are happy with me.

Because they are?  *runs away*

i think you just answered what is called a "loaded question";the response you give is like a bullet in the chamber, and if you are not careful, it will blow up in your face. that's why im here: to take the collateral damage everyone else would rather not like having inflicted on themselves.

Is it Fanime time yet?

not yet. we've got a looong way to go. but it will be all worth it.

green underwear OR purple underwear??

O.O? um....purple underwear? *has no idea what the question means right now*

What is Love?

ask your mother.

Did you get F.E.A.R? XDDD

yes, yes i did. but it's set up so you have to pop in the last disc to play it every time, which would make it hard to let you borrow it, since i would need the final disc to play it and so would you. looks like you'll have to shell out 40 bucks at the store for your own copy, bud. sorry.

Anyone tried this for those interested in multiplayer F.E.A.R.?

http://www.joinfear.com/main

i would try that, but i dont have the neceesary internet speeds to play it on multiplayer.

Whats a topping you WOULDNT WANT on pizza?

either anchovies or olives.

I'm sorry, that is incorrect.

no, that is correct.

[gmontem]

Would you take the 911 raw beef challenge?  Why is the earth round and not corkscrew shaped? What if newspapers were replaced with manga?

[otakuapprentice]

Would you take the 911 raw beef challenge?  Why is the earth round and not corkscrew shaped? What if newspapers were replaced with manga?

1)no, that just sounds horrible.
2)if it was corkscrew-shaped, it would be a pain in the ass trying to get from one side of the world to the other....and it would look weird in geography textbooks.
3)if they were replaced with manga, then it would be a helluva lot easier to read it, and it would be in a more compact size.

[gmontem]

Why is Barney purple?

[Barnes]

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Will the Convention Center Light Rail station be closed during Fanime 2007?

[gmontem]

Will Bart Boy ever hug a VTA car?

[otakuapprentice]

Why is Barney purple?

because he's diseased.

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Will the Convention Center Light Rail station be closed during Fanime 2007?

1) you get on the 63, travel about 20 miles or so, connect to the main interstate, take the junction next to mister rogers' neighborhood, go past lazytown, take a left on gullah gullah island, connect to the bikini bottom expressway, go past the thunderdome, and there you are. just watch out for cookie monster: he hasn't had his fix in a while, so be careful....

2)i dont see why the light rail station would be closed, so i'll say no: it won't be closed.

[Jyunishinsho]

What is the life goal for the average otaku's life?

[otakuapprentice]

What is the life goal for the average otaku's life?

to acquire as many anime-related things as possible.

Will Bart Boy ever hug a VTA car?

Yes, yes he will. when will he do it? that i am not certain of...

[Jyunishinsho]

How can I generate chi?
-No, I do not mean the character, so don't try and get around that...

[~~Loktera~~]

What's the answer to my most recent puzzle?

[otakuapprentice]

How can I generate chi?
-No, I do not mean the character, so don't try and get around that...

damn, i thought i could get away with this one easy. you can generate chi by trying to remove all of the things that give off negative vibes. try to take a tai chi class so you can try to relax and center yourself.
or you just look for the recipie online. that seems alot eaiser, and it feeds 4-6 people.

[gmontem]

What's the answer to my most recent puzzle?

LOL!

[Jyunishinsho]

What is the inverse of this matrix?

[1 -1  1]
[2  0  3]
[0  2 -3]

[otakuapprentice]

What's the answer to my most recent puzzle?

that will be answered in due time, puzzle master.

What is the inverse of this matrix?

[1 -1 1]
[2 0 3]
[0 2 -3]

ask your teacher. i'm not a math whiz, damnit.

[Barnes]

Are we there yet?
How about now?

[otakuapprentice]

Are we there yet?
How about now?

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! if i have to pull this thread over, i will. don't you try to play around with me, mister. if you dont stop, we're not taking you to chuck e. cheese, do you hear me?!

[Mai-chan]

http://forums.fanime.com/viewtopic.php?t=5660

Why haven't you signed up yet?

/spam

<3

[Sucrose]

What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?

[Jyunishinsho]

What do I do to level faster on Maple Story?