the "Ask Otaku" thread

[Jerry]

so since i missed out. I heard Dr. O got the best sugar rush (possibly of his life?)

So i heard there was cake and Oreo pie: which was better?

Is Tomoyo is good baker/producer of sweet tasti-ness?

so... is it all about the white stuff in the middle of an oreo?

Are the majority of my post pointless?

Should I post lest and stop being a bad emo spammer?

Would u like another hug?

Would anonymous man approve?

Would anyone object?

I need to finally sleep. (not a question but end of mine for now...)

[Sunara Ishi]

How do I unstick a vanity drawer without breaking it? O.o? (antique furniture.... ~coughs~)
That stupid hand-mirror got stuck in it back in middle school... T.T
Is there any good bendable things I could use to go through the gap in the back to apply pressure on the handle that is sticking up?

[otakuapprentice]

so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?

well, i am turning 21....

And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:

that hasnt happened before.

Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?

its highly possible...

Will I survive the night/day/night?

good luck with that.

More on the F-Zero GX tourney:

Should I ban the following:
-Snaking (Too cheap)?
-Custom machines (Some go waaaaaay too fast for other machines)?
-Phantom Road (Too easy to fall off)?

Should I say "recover allowed" or "fall of the course and lose"? (I forgot what its called)
Should it be single, or double elimination?

Whats your first name?(mine is Kevin, nice to meet you)

ban snaking, custom machines, leave all tracks open, have recover allowed, and let it be double elimination.

and in case you didnt hear everyone using religion as comedy yesterday, the name's Jesus.

Whos your favorite SSBM character :3
Whats your favorite stage?
Wanna Money Match me for a dollar?

fav characters are mario, link, pikachu, and kirby.
i like all the stages.
i would probably lose so much money...

so since i missed out. I heard Dr. O got the best sugar rush (possibly of his life?)

you make it sound alot better than it was.

So i heard there was cake and Oreo pie: which was better?

they were both equally good

Is Tomoyo is good baker/producer of sweet tasti-ness?

oh yea...

so... is it all about the white stuff in the middle of an oreo?

the oreo as a whole is good. dont leave the biscuits out.

Are the majority of my post pointless?

so not true.

Should I post lest and stop being a bad emo spammer?

dont even think about it.

Would u like another hug?

i got glomped from both directions. i never saw it coming.

Would anonymous man approve?

probably.

Would anyone object?

I need to finally sleep. (not a question but end of mine for now...)

not that i can think of.

How do I unstick a vanity drawer without breaking it? O.o? (antique furniture.... ~coughs~)
That stupid hand-mirror got stuck in it back in middle school... T.T
Is there any good bendable things I could use to go through the gap in the back to apply pressure on the handle that is sticking up?

1. with a lot of effort.
2. try something flexible, like a clotheshanger.

[MisakiFan41]

1: "What's the difference between a mallod with a cold & you?" - Sean Connery

2: What's this week's letter?

3: Where are my boots? >>

4: Why can't Fanime come faster? D=

[otakuapprentice]

just so everyone knows this, im gonna try a new format of answering questions for the next couple of weeks. the answers will be placed within your quote, but the answers will be in bold font so you can easily spot them, and therefore avoid the 'where are the answers?' complaints. gotta keep you all happy as easily as possible. here we go...

1: "What's the difference between a mallod with a cold & you?" - Sean Connery
do you mean mallard, like a duck? the difference is i'm not on the dinner menu at Chez Quack. apologies to the animal rights people. dont throw paint at me, please.
2: What's this week's letter?
this week's letter is the letter F.
3: Where are my boots? >>
your boots are either in one of three places: in your closet, under your bed, or at the bottom of a jar of pickles.
4: Why can't Fanime come faster? D=
if it did, then it would be gone alot quicker, and this would just keep on going in an infinite circle, now wouldn't it?

[LadyKaren]

so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?

well, i am turning 21....

And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:

that hasnt happened before.

Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?

its highly possible...

Will I survive the night/day/night?

good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.

[Jerry]

so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?

well, i am turning 21....

And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:

that hasnt happened before.

Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?

its highly possible...

Will I survive the night/day/night?

good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.

that wasnt in the form of a question?

Dr. O is she allowed to do that?

is a shameless bump back to page 1 bad?

is another shameless plug for my gathering bad?

how do i repay the awsome ppl getting me handmade gifts or EXTREMELY thoughtful gifts?

Am i really Ageless and Timeless as ppl say I am?

How old SHOULD I TURN?

Whats your fruits basket sign? (chinese zodiac character?)

would you think it was cool if u could morph into said animal?

Whats your opinion of moe?

What about the 3 stooges moe?

How many moes does it take to moe a moe?

Will you make it to Santa Cruz?

Will it require a 'miracle' ?

Could i get a super big cake?

Could i have a cute girl pop out!?

How about another hug?

If someone bought me a lotto ticket and I won, would it be awsome?

Would u buy me a lottery ticket?

Do you believe in luck?


Less than 16 hours, hope to see ya there Dr. O

We'll celebrate another birthday since it hasnt come around yet.

I wanna see you on energy drinks this time, would that be ok?  :wink:

[otakuapprentice]

that wasnt in the form of a question?
thats what it looked like.
Dr. O is she allowed to do that?
i do make exceptions sometimes.
is a shameless bump back to page 1 bad?
well, that depends.[/b]
is another shameless plug for my gathering bad?
we've all given our own share of shameless plugs, so its okay.
how do i repay the awsome ppl getting me handmade gifts or EXTREMELY thoughtful gifts?
you don't. that's why they are called gifts
Am i really Ageless and Timeless as ppl say I am?
it appears to be that way
How old SHOULD I TURN?
turn to the left, now turn to the right, now SLIDE!
Whats your fruits basket sign? (chinese zodiac character?)
my sign is the tiger. kinda cool,eh?
would you think it was cool if u could morph into said animal?
definitely
Whats your opinion of moe?
always in moderation.
What about the 3 stooges moe?
dude, it's all about curly.
How many moes does it take to moe a moe?
don't ask me. ask moe.
Will you make it to Santa Cruz?
50/50 chance of that happening. you'll know by end of tonight.
Will it require a 'miracle' ?
i'm not sure what your definition of 'miracle' is, but i could use a bunch of those right about now.
Could i get a super big cake?
do you want one?!
Could i have a cute girl pop out!?
ROFL. sure, why not?
How about another hug?
if im not there, someone else willl have to hug you in my place.
If someone bought me a lotto ticket and I won, would it be awsome?
man, do you have any idea how freaking awesome that would be?!
Would u buy me a lottery ticket?
i'm old enough, so yea.
Do you believe in luck?
actually, yes. i do believe in luck, but i believe that it takes awhile for one's luck to accumulate itself before it can be used wisely. after that, you have no luck, and it slowly accumulates itself again.

Less than 16 hours, hope to see ya there Dr. O
same here.
We'll celebrate another birthday since it hasnt come around yet.
LOL to that
I wanna see you on energy drinks this time, would that be ok?  :wink:
ive been on energy drinks before, so i don't think you'll end up seeing much.

[gmontem]

In that video you recently posted why did the trailer shake? D:

[otakuapprentice]

In that video you recently posted why did the trailer shake? D:

oh, you mean the most rocking-est van in all of santa cruz? trust me when i say that if i knew, i would tell you.

as far as i can remember, we're on our way leaving santa cruz, when we see this church van alongside us. not sure why, but they're all screaming and stuff (i think they were drunk from all the clam chowder, LOL). as soon as we got to a red light, the van was a few cars behind us (as shown in the clip), and they just started to rock it back and forth. that was probably the funniest thing i have ever seen while in santa cruz. i guess northwest church knows how to have a good time, rofl.

[Makou]

What characteristics would you find most attractive in your lover and why?
... What? I'm supposed to ask you a question, right?

Would you join the Red Army?
Would you join the Green Army?
Would you have it with a pie?
Would you rather die?

[Barnes]

I won an MVC2 toruney at GameCrazy a few days ago.
What should I spend my giftcard on?

[otakuapprentice]

What characteristics would you find most attractive in your lover and why?
... What? I'm supposed to ask you a question, right?
yea, you're supposed to ask me a question, and that fits the bill right there. this question sounds very similar to one a answered a while back, but its asked somewhat differently, so i'll respond accordingly: characteristics i would probably find most attractive are.....aw nuts, i actually can't think of any. trust me, im not trying to avoid the question, i really can't think of any characteristics. once i figure them out, i'll let you know.
Would you join the Red Army?
Would you join the Green Army?
aw, can't i join them both?! green army has good medical, and red army has paid vacations!! i don't wanna choose!!
Would you have it with a pie?
oh yea, i like me some pie!! especially pumpkin pie!!
Would you rather die?
no way. not without my pie.

I won an MVC2 toruney at GameCrazy a few days ago.
What should I spend my giftcard on?

what else? GAMES!!

[otakuapprentice]

Sorry for the double post everyone, but this time its needed.


As most of you know already, i am currently in the process of finding/getting a new job. what this means to you all is that you will not see me as often as you regularly do. Basically, it means this:

Until further notice, i will be gone from the boards, get-togethers, and the usual stuff. in laymans' terms, i'm gonna be "Missing in Action."

i will return. when that is; i don't know. it's all up to chance.

any and all questions that are posted here will remain unanswered until i come back.

after this saturday, dont bother trying to get ahold of me; i probably won't respond.

if you want to help, my email is in my profile. i will be checking that, and that alone.

I hope to return soon. Until Then,

Farewell.

NOTE: this is not a joke. this is serious.

[LadyKaren]

Sorry for the double post everyone, but this time its needed.


As most of you know already, i am currently in the process of finding/getting a new job. what this means to you all is that you will not see me as often as you regularly do. Basically, it means this:

Until further notice, i will be gone from the boards, get-togethers, and the usual stuff. in laymans' terms, i'm gonna be "Missing in Action."

i will return. when that is; i don't know. it's all up to chance.

any and all questions that are posted here will remain unanswered until i come back.

after this saturday, dont bother trying to get ahold of me; i probably won't respond.

if you want to help, my email is in my profile. i will be checking that, and that alone.

I hope to return soon. Until Then,

Farewell.

NOTE: this is not a joke. this is serious.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOO
oOOoooOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathes* OOoooooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo....!


Okay, now that that's done. Otakui, you may think you can run, you may think you can hide, but I will appear at your house at 9:30 at night yet again, just to get a hug. Sides, I have your number - We'll do lunch.

[gubaba]

:(

[MisakiFan41]

Sorry for the double post everyone, but this time its needed.


As most of you know already, i am currently in the process of finding/getting a new job. what this means to you all is that you will not see me as often as you regularly do. Basically, it means this:

Until further notice, i will be gone from the boards, get-togethers, and the usual stuff. in laymans' terms, i'm gonna be "Missing in Action."

i will return. when that is; i don't know. it's all up to chance.

any and all questions that are posted here will remain unanswered until i come back.

after this saturday, dont bother trying to get ahold of me; i probably won't respond.

if you want to help, my email is in my profile. i will be checking that, and that alone.

I hope to return soon. Until Then,

Farewell.

NOTE: this is not a joke. this is serious.

The Doctor is "Out"

:cry:

this was my favorite thread ever!!!

[Crazy_Saiko]

so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?

well, i am turning 21....

And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:

that hasnt happened before.

Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?

its highly possible...

Will I survive the night/day/night?

good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.

May i smack Jerry and make chinese eggrolls out of him?

[Jerry]

so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?

well, i am turning 21....

And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:

that hasnt happened before.

Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?

its highly possible...

Will I survive the night/day/night?

good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.

May i smack Jerry and make chinese eggrolls out of him?

um... wth?

and you wonder why I can't answer any of my questions...

We'll miss ya Dr. O

*** hides back under card board box ***

I'm not here either...

* Shhhh. **

[LadyKaren]

I feel so alone without Otakui...

How will all my questions get answered?

I will never know what socks I should wear?
Or what the time is on the moon?
Or anything!

I cant make choices by myself.