the "Ask Otaku" thread

[Jerry]

What place has the best hot cakes?

and what kind of syrup would you use?

bacon or saugage?

green eggs and ham?

ever met Dr. Suess?

Would you be able to take him?

How about meet Misstress Winchester?

I'll have to get you lost in that mansion sometime.

Wish is it a "happy' Halloween?

Thrown a pumpking before?

Seen nightmare before Xmas?

in 3d???  8)

Been to a Disco?

Would you wear/sport an Afro?

Peace, love and Rock&Rock...

Word.  8)

[gmontem]

If you were a vitamin which one would you be?

What would your health benifits be?

Dr. O you forgot to answer this question!  D: 

Depending on the answers, it might be a great corny pick up line, too! Take for instance...

Hey baby, if you were a vitamin you'd be vitamin A because you sure do wonders for my eyesight.  *cough*

[Glitch]

Who would win in a fight? Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump or Professor X from the X-men?

[gmontem]

Is the cake a lie?
Can cakes talk?
If so, what is it saying right now?
If not, what would it say right now if it did? 
Would you make love to a weighted companion cube? 
How about to a weighted companion cake?
Assuming you haven't played TF2 yet, what's the one class you're itching to play first?
If I screamed, "Medic!" would you come to my aid?
Does Dubya Bush have Aides?

[Moogleborg]

Is "42" really the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?!

If no, then whats your answer to it? ^^

[mDuo13]

What are 5 or so musical artists you really like?

What card games do you enjoy playing? I mean, the kind you can play with a standard deck of cards (UNO doesn't count). Cribbage? Egyptian War? Bomb? President/Asshole? BS? Go Fish? Speed? Spit? Spoons?

What's the funniest experience you've ever had during a game of Apples to Apples?

Have you read any good books lately?

[otakuapprentice]

baby jesus < zombie jesus < zombie jesus baby

Don't you agree, Jesus?
so, if i kill the zombie baby, wouldn't i basically be killing myself?

WAIT, THAT'S DIVIDING BY ZERO!! OHSHI-!!

What place has the best hot cakes?
mmm....gotta be denny's or IHOP; i wanna go back to denny's to have another one of those slamburgers

and what kind of syrup would you use?
classic maple, of course.

bacon or sausage?
both, plzkthnx.

green eggs and ham?
if its green, call the hazmat team immediately.

ever met Dr. Suess?
he scares me.

Would you be able to take him?
where's my golf club at?

How about meet Misstress Winchester?
yea, her and her various crazy-ass rooms to run around in.

I'll have to get you lost in that mansion sometime.
I'M READY!!!

Wish is it a "happy' Halloween?
damn skippy.

Thrown a pumpkin before?
nope.

Seen nightmare before Xmas?
oh yea.

in 3d???  8)
sadly, no.

Been to a Disco?
YOU MEAN THEY STILL EXIST?!

Would you wear/sport an Afro?
GIMME!!!

Peace, love and Rock&Rock...
got that right.

Word.  8)
yup.

If you were a vitamin which one would you be?

What would your health benifits be?

Dr. O you forgot to answer this question!  D: 

Depending on the answers, it might be a great corny pick up line, too! Take for instance...

Hey baby, if you were a vitamin you'd be vitamin A because you sure do wonders for my eyesight.  *cough*
i could've sworn i answered that one; i wouldn't be a vitamin; i would be a placebo, then i could be ALL THE VITAMINS IN THE WORLD!!!!

Who would win in a fight? Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump or Professor X from the X-men?
Lt. Dan, hands down.

Is the cake a lie?
CAKE?? WHERE?!

Can cakes talk?
if they could, they would be screaming in horror.

If so, what is it saying right now?
NO, NOT THE FORK!!!

If not, what would it say right now if it did? 
why must i be so damn delicious...

Would you make love to a weighted companion cube? 
no.

How about to a weighted companion cake?
i'd rather eat it instead.

Assuming you haven't played TF2 yet, what's the one class you're itching to play first?
either the Heavy or the Spy.

If I screamed, "Medic!" would you come to my aid?
ROFL.

Does Dubya Bush have Aides?
yup, he gots a crazy amount of aides, ROFL.

Is "42" really the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?!

If no, then whats your answer to it? ^^
......yea, it's pretty much all 42; don't forget your towel.

What are 5 or so musical artists you really like?
in no particaular order:
System Of A Down
The Hives
Matchbook Romance
Muse
Tool

What card games do you enjoy playing? I mean, the kind you can play with a standard deck of cards (UNO doesn't count). Cribbage? Egyptian War? Bomb? President/Asshole? BS? Go Fish? Speed? Spit? Spoons?
jeez, i havent played a card game in a long time...

What's the funniest experience you've ever had during a game of Apples to Apples?
aren't they all pretty hilarious?

Have you read any good books lately?
sadly, nope.

[XpHoBiaX]

Do you want one of my famed 'Mystery' cd's?

lol, I think a brain infiltration is in order!
(It's already worked on two people)

[otakuapprentice]

Do you want one of my famed 'Mystery' cd's?

lol, I think a brain infiltration is in order!
(It's already worked on two people)
i have no idea what was being played in the car when picked you up for camping, but i want it.

[XpHoBiaX]

Considering this...

Are you willing to relenquish your sanity?

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want a 'Mystery' cd?

Do you think you can handle whatever may come?

Even if there was a chance you could very well possibly get sucked into the chaotic void that is called 'my mind'?

...and never be the same again?

You sure you want to put something as fragile as your sanity, in MY hands?

[otakuapprentice]

Considering this...

Are you willing to relenquish your sanity?

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want a 'Mystery' cd?

Do you think you can handle whatever may come?

Even if there was a chance you could very well possibly get sucked into the chaotic void that is called 'my mind'?

...and never be the same again?

You sure you want to put something as fragile as your sanity, in MY hands?

.........................................meh, i'll survive.

[XpHoBiaX]

o_o you cheated.

[otakuapprentice]

o_o you cheated.

oh, you wanted me to answer all of them individualy, instead of providing one answer for all of them? all right, if that's how you want it....

Considering this...

Are you willing to relenquish your sanity?
YOU MEAN I HAVE A CHOICE?!

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want a 'Mystery' cd?
it is my final answer.

Do you think you can handle whatever may come?
i've probably been through worse.

Even if there was a chance you could very well possibly get sucked into the chaotic void that is called 'my mind'?
ITS A VOID, TOO?! I NEED TO PACK!!

...and never be the same again?
it sounds like im entering the witness protection program for some reason...

You sure you want to put something as fragile as your sanity, in MY hands?


my sanity is anything but fragile.

[Jerry]

tis Friday time for shotgun questions.

Ever had to take a drug test for work?

ever had a hard time to aim into a cup?

wizz your name into the snow?

gave someone a yellow snow cone?

played in the snow?

made a snow angel?

been skii-ing or snow boarding?

been to Lake Tahoe?

been to Reno?

Been to Las Vegas?

Needed another vacation?

If you were a Dr. Suess character who would you be?

How do you try to stay "green" (environment friendly)?

Last time you had a fight with a parrot?

Worn an eye patch?

Been to a festival for beans?

Got lost for no apparent reason?

Best way to get un-lost?

What city or country would you mind not getting lost in?

Best survival item is?

Lest helpful item in the world is?

Whats better a tree house or a fort build from UPS boxes?


Hope you have good adventures this weekend, and let us know if you dont mind making another road trip for the Suessical!

Enjoy the weekend. W0rd.

[otakuapprentice]

tis Friday time for shotgun questions.
lucky for me i left it already loaded.

Ever had to take a drug test for work?
oddly, no; i think it would be fun though(i have a slightly twisted sense of humor).

ever had a hard time to aim into a cup?
A CUP?! WHERE?!

wizz your name into the snow?
i've never seen snow up-close...only in pictures..

gave someone a yellow snow cone?
yuck.

played in the snow?
I WANNA SEE SNOW!!!

made a snow angel?
WHERES THE SNOW?!?! GGRRAAAHHH!!!!!

been skii-ing or snow boarding?
okay, now you're just being mean.

been to Lake Tahoe?
enough of the snow-related questions, already.

been to Reno?
actually, i have been to reno....although i barely remember the trip, but i do remember that i almost died coming back; THAT i remember.

Been to Las Vegas?
$5.99 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET!!! W00T!!!!(i.e. i've never been to vegas).

Needed another vacation?
i wish my job was taking vacations...

If you were a Dr. Suess character who would you be?
the one minor character sitting in the background that no one really notices...yea, that sounds fscked up, but its true.

How do you try to stay "green" (environment friendly)?
walk, and commute on mass transit(BUT I WANNA FRIGGIN' DRIVE!!!).

Last time you had a fight with a parrot?
hmm, i can't recall that i've ever had a fight with a parro.....OW! that's it polly; i got your crackers RIGHT HERE!! *starts to beat the crap out of the bird with a frozen salmon*

Worn an eye patch?
never had the need to yet; *looks at the parrot in the corner, wrapped up in bandages* but HE needs one...

Been to a festival for beans?
mmm, beans...

Got lost for no apparent reason?
hehehe, bakersfield...*starts to laugh*

Best way to get un-lost?
the ever-faithful AAA(mapquest sucks) road map; if you dont trust that, get a GPS.

What city or country would you mind not getting lost in?
LONDON!!!!!

Best survival item is?
a crate full of duct tape.

Lest helpful item in the world is?
the FCC. (ZING!!!)

Whats better a tree house or a fort build from UPS boxes?
a fort; i don't think the boxes would support everyone's weight that high up.

Hope you have good adventures this weekend, and let us know if you dont mind making another road trip for the Suessical!
i can hope for a good adventure, but i know i ain't gonna get one this time.

Enjoy the weekend. W0rd.
damn skippy.

[mDuo13]

What's the funniest thing you've ever said by accident?

What do you think about the pair of shoes you wear most often?

What's the most awkward Christmas or birthday gift you've ever received?

[otakuapprentice]

What's the funniest thing you've ever said by accident?
without knowing what it meant during the conversation: "i like snowballs."

What do you think about the pair of shoes you wear most often?
i wish i had another pair to mod...

What's the most awkward Christmas or birthday gift you've ever received?
well, as soon as someone gives me said awkward present, i'll make sure to replace this answer with whatever the present is/was.

[XpHoBiaX]

Should I pierce my septum?

Should I do snake bites too?

Should I do my own piercings??

XD I am bored...

Should I dye my hair AGAIN?

Should I cut it again?

OR should I get it done in temp. spiffy dreads?

Should the dreads be long and multicolored?

OR
Black transitionals with green?

Do you think black and green is an over used combo?

Would black and orange be better?

What about silver and black and blue?

Do you really think I coul dpull off dreads as an instructional aide?

If they were natural looking and not distracting in any way?

Should I give up my glasses and go for contact lenses?

Should I get all sorts of different colored/type lenses?

Should I RUN AWAY?

[otakuapprentice]

Should I pierce my septum?
i don't advise it.

Should I do snake bites too?
uhhh...i'll say no.

Should I do my own piercings??
if youre trained and certified to do it, then yes; if not, let the pros handle it.

XD I am bored...
you're not the only one...

Should I dye my hair AGAIN?
as long as it looks cool.

Should I cut it again?
its fine right now.

OR should I get it done in temp. spiffy dreads?
oooooh..do it.

Should the dreads be long and multicolored?
OR
Black transitionals with green?
transitionals.

Do you think black and green is an over used combo?
nope.

Would black and orange be better?
no.

What about silver and black and blue?
oh gosh no.

Do you really think I could pull off dreads as an instructional aide?
you won't know if ya don't try...

If they were natural looking and not distracting in any way?
that would be friggin' cool.

Should I give up my glasses and go for contact lenses?
contacts are easier for some, but whatever works for you.

Should I get all sorts of different colored/type lenses?
just get whats necessary for now.

Should I RUN AWAY?
no; I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but still no.

[XpHoBiaX]

So no go on the random piercings?

Why?

So, black and green tranistional dreads would be cool then?
*takes note*


How come you don't like pillow fights?

You don't have a pillow?

Want me to get you one?

Are you bored too?

What music are you listening to?

What song can you listen to over and over?

What song do you HATE?

What song reminds you of a fond memory?

What is you favorite genre?

Do like compiliations?

Are you that person that ALWAYS changes the station, compulsively?

Do you hate that?

*I get like that sometimes XD*

Do You have Gh3?

if not, Do you want it?

Fight like a hoolagan?

Walk like a hoolagan?

Party like a rockstar?

bounce with me!

Glow sticks?

Black lights?

XpHoBiaX's Mystery cd?