the "Ask Otaku" thread

[JTchinoy]

Why is Captain Falcon nerfed in Brawl?
He didn't pray to Chuck Norris enough.

Why do I have lag problems playing Brawl online?
Your router sucks and almost any match with more than 1 person will have lag.

[Kazuko]

=\ Why am I hurting right now

[JTchinoy]

the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.

[otakuapprentice]

Why is Captain Falcon nerfed in Brawl?

alot of people got nerfed, not just Capt. Falcon.

Why do I have lag problems playing Brawl online?

if youre playing against random people, there will ALWAYS be lag. i f you are playing against friends, the lag wont be completely noticeable, unless you have a program running on a PC/laptop that sucks up net speed. shut off all devices that use the router(minus the wii), and you'll probably see a difference.

[otakuapprentice]

the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.

you fail.

[otakuapprentice]

=\ Why am I hurting right now

well, since you already divulged some information to me, i'm guessing its 'cause u no has cellphone now.

[JTchinoy]

the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.

you fail.

hey! my answer is accurate.

[otakuapprentice]

the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.

you fail.

hey! my answer is accurate.

read the thread title; its not "Ask JTchinoy", now is it?

hence, you fail.

[JTchinoy]

the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.

you fail.

hey! my answer is accurate.

read the thread title; its not "Ask JTchinoy", now is it?

hence, you fail.

*puts on glasses*
oh...
*walks away*

[otakuapprentice]

the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.

you fail.

hey! my answer is accurate.

read the thread title; its not "Ask JTchinoy", now is it?

hence, you fail.

*puts on glasses*
oh...
*walks away*

stupid emokids.

[mDuo13]

Why is a dead bee totally not compensation enough for the inconvenience of being stung?

Are you allergic to anything? Ever developed or lost an allergy? (I ask 'cause I'm totally ticked right now that I have a mild allergy to bees and the sting I got yesterday is swelling up even though in my childhood I wasn't allergic. I discovered last year, when my hand became immobile from the excessive swelling resulting from a bee sting, that that sort of thing happens.)

[otakuapprentice]

Why is a dead bee totally not compensation enough for the inconvenience of being stung?

are you gonna go all "bee movie" with this and try to sue the bees? you wont get very far with that.

Are you allergic to anything? Ever developed or lost an allergy? (I ask 'cause I'm totally ticked right now that I have a mild allergy to bees and the sting I got yesterday is swelling up even though in my childhood I wasn't allergic. I discovered last year, when my hand became immobile from the excessive swelling resulting from a bee sting, that that sort of thing happens.)

i'll reply with what i said earlier to a related post about allergies/illnesses on another thread, but revised:

I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING, MWAHAHAHA!!!!

[Jerry]

OMG Dr. O?!?!

i totally forgot about this, days where i can sit in the office and not get attaxed by how contortionist and i now may ask a few questions.

im a bit rusty so bear with me:

So why doesnt Chuck Norris believe in April fools?

does Chuck Norris really have another fist under his beard?

Why does comcast have those realy weird pun commericals?

is it possible to have a beach party, without a beach?

do you really need to be drunk to have a brawl?

who's couch did you last bless?

did someone sit on your lap recently?

Why is hospital food so small?

Are hospital elevators slow too?

Why does a camel have a hump?

Do birds really fly south for the winter?

Does Horton really hear a Who?

Is it time for another Jesus and Jeremiah adventure?

Whats a road trip without a buddy named Jesus?

[otakuapprentice]

OMG Dr. O?!?!

i totally forgot about this, days where i can sit in the office and not get attaxed by how contortionist and i now may ask a few questions.
oh, how i do miss these.

im a bit rusty so bear with me:

So why doesn't Chuck Norris believe in April fools?
last time he believed in a holiday, it was destroyed; thats why there is no Christmas in July.

does Chuck Norris really have another fist under his beard?
some claim there's a fist; others say its a foot, ready to kick your face in.

Why does comcast have those really weird pun commercials?
puns/jokes stick with you longer than most stuff; thats why the majority of the country can easily remember stuff from the Simpsons, but cant remember who 'discovered' America.

is it possible to have a beach party, without a beach?
beach party
-beach
=party.

....nope, it ain't possible.

do you really need to be drunk to have a brawl?
no.

who's couch did you last bless?
I've blessed two of ur couches now, LOL.

did someone sit on your lap recently?
hmm......nope.

Why is hospital food so small?
better that way so patients don't vomit larger portions.

Are hospital elevators slow too?
all elevators are slow, IMO.

Why does a camel have a hump?
water.

Do birds really fly south for the winter?
if they has a compass, yes.

Does Horton really hear a Who?
I'm so not seeing that movie.

Is it time for another Jesus and Jeremiah adventure?
lol, is this a biblical adventure now? heh.

Whats a road trip without a buddy named Jesus?
its just a long drive.

[JTchinoy]

how can i be as godly as you?

[otakuapprentice]

how can i be as godly as you?
me, godly? HAHAHA, right; im just cool.

[questionette]

Why can't I fly? :'(

[otakuapprentice]

Why can't I fly? :'(
you haven't evolved to that point yet, human.

[short_storiesgl]

Why Do People Keep Asking you Dumb Questions Jeeze   Not My question


O why is it that theres always lame things happening?

[otakuapprentice]

Why Do People Keep Asking you Dumb Questions Jeeze   Not My question
you say this is not a question, but i will take it as one, so I'm answering it anyways:
the whole behind this thread when i first made it was for people to ask either simple, complex, or just completely random questions, no matter how kooky, and i would answer those questions. True, the answer they get might not be the one they are looking for, but thats the fun in the thread: silly questions getting silly answers.

O why is it that theres always lame things happening?
i think you caught a case of lame disease, which makes lame things happen around you. take two shots of awesome and call me in the morning(don't actually call me, i have to go to work around that time).