the "Ask Otaku" thread

[short_storiesgl]

Why Do People Keep Asking you Dumb Questions Jeeze   Not My question
you say this is not a question, but i will take it as one, so I'm answering it anyways:
the whole behind this thread when i first made it was for people to ask either simple, complex, or just completely random questions, no matter how kooky, and i would answer those questions. True, the answer they get might not be the one they are looking for, but thats the fun in the thread: silly questions getting silly answers.

O why is it that theres always lame things happening?
i think you caught a case of lame disease, which makes lame things happen around you. take two shots of awesome and call me in the morning(don't actually call me, i have to go to work around that time).

oh im calling at noon motherfcuker.

[otakuapprentice]

too bad, 'cause i ain't picking up.

[short_storiesgl]

D: theres no love from you is there.

[Kazuko]

where are my flowers D:<

and why is there a resturant in my town called lake of fire O:

[otakuapprentice]

D: theres no love from you is there.
oh no, theres plenty of love from me; I'm just completely out of stock right now, so i need to order some more love.

where are my flowers D:<

and why is there a restaurant in my town called lake of fire O:
remember: i don't have magical teleportation powers, so i cant just make flowers go 'POOF!' and have them magically appear for you right now. that, plus i did say i would get you flowers, so i will the next time i see you.

As for the restaurant that called lake of fire, hmm.....well, it does get pretty warm out there in that area around summertime, or they have REALLY spicy food.

[rude32]

Can I see your credentials?

[Barnes]

Why did the movie Streets of Fire (1984) flop at the U.S.A box office?

Why do I see terrible spelling all over the internet?

[otakuapprentice]

Can I see your credentials?
you want credentials? take these and dip them in honey-mustard sauce, and see how they taste:

Over 40 pages and 1 Million LOLs served.

now please pull up to the window.

Why did the movie Streets of Fire (1984) flop at the U.S.A box office?
not sure about that; haven't seen this movie before, but it just didn't work for the majority of moviegoers, AFAIK.

Why do I see terrible spelling all over the internet?
its a illness that affects close to 30% of the people on the internet, known as "cantspellforshit-itis". A variation on the illness, "Has-no-idea-what-they're-talking-about Syndrome"(more commonly known as 'GWB' or 'Dubya') is present in less than 20% of the general population, with Bush known to have been diagnosed with this condition; there is no cure to date.

[Zirphex]

Is there going to be some sort of an "anon" gathering.
Cuz I have a V mask and I just have a craving to wear it to fanime.

[otakuapprentice]

Is there going to be some sort of an "anon" gathering.
Cuz I have a V mask and I just have a craving to wear it to fanime.
well, i have yet to see a thread for a "anon" gathering, but I'm sure it will happen somewhere during the con.

[otakuapprentice]

shameless bump. stay out of the shadows.

[Barnes]

Where the heck would be a GOOD location for Anime Expo, considering it's size and whatnot?

[Kandybar]

Will the madness ever stop?

[Kaura117]

Where the heck would be a GOOD location for Anime Expo, considering it's size and whatnot?

THE MOON

[BrightHeart76]

Why do people have wisdom teeth?

[otakuapprentice]

Where the heck would be a GOOD location for Anime Expo, considering it's size and whatnot?
anything that ISN'T Los Angeles or Long Beach, thank you very much; the anaheim convention center is a pretty big venue(probably bigger than SJCC), so it should suffice for at least a couple more years if AX were to return there.

Will the madness ever stop?
there are many forms of madness; if you mean one specific form of it, then it might stop depending if there is a good solution, but if you mean ALL of the madness......yea, that won't stop anytime soon.

Why do people have wisdom teeth?
so we don't start off as assholes; we're given that choice after we lose our wisdom teeth(there are exceptions for some people early on).

[BrightHeart76]

Why do people have wisdom teeth?
so we don't start off as assholes; we're given that choice after we lose our wisdom teeth(there are exceptions for some people early on).

Oooh...I have a choice now??!  I'll have to think about it...it could be nice to have an excuse to be an jerk for awhile.  Naw, I like being a nice person.   :D

[XpHoBiaX]

Whatever happened to my birthday alcohol?  ;D

and....do you think you would be able to make it to a bday event if I was much closer?
^.^ (say, if I did get to live in Sunnyvale)

[otakuapprentice]

Whatever happened to my birthday alcohol?  ;D

and....do you think you would be able to make it to a bday event if I was much closer?
^.^ (say, if I did get to live in Sunnyvale)
dammit, i knew i forgot to buy something during fanime!!!

if i had my license, i would drive out to ione for a bday event, but i would also make it if you were in Sunnyvale.

[Shi_Musouka]

Why are people blaming AX?

And what is the answer to y=mx+b ?