the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

Didja know my bday is comming up? X3
so that's what all the writing on my walls was about. Crap, how many bottles of drink do I owe you now? i don't remember if it was 2 or 3...

1)I wrote on your wall? Or was it like those automatic update things?
gah...it was a joke, yo.

2)I believe it's 2. ;)
2 it is, then.

And, when's your bday? >:/ I don't even know if you told me.
Feb. 25(Pisces, yo!)

Okay ^_^ I;ll try and get you something too! Or a tattoo...lol
I've got two possible designs I'm thinking about, but for now I push them to the wayside.

[Gatsby]

Can you do a Rubix cube?

[otakuapprentice]

Can you do a Rubix cube?
if you mean 'have i ever solved a rubix cube', then i was damn close one time...until this one smeghead screwed with it; I still have the cube, i just left it to gather dust.

[XpHoBiaX]

Can you do a Rubix cube?
if you mean 'have i ever solved a rubix cube', then i was damn close one time...until this one smeghead screwed with it; I still have the cube, i just left it to gather dust.

I popped off all the colored parts and snapped them all back on in the right spot. ;)

[Gatsby]

XpHoBiaX you're a cheater!!!

Maybe it's been asked before, maybe not, what show on TV makes you weep for humanity?

[otakuapprentice]

XpHoBiaX you're a cheater!!!

Maybe it's been asked before, maybe not, what show on TV makes you weep for humanity?
if 'weep for humanity' stands for 'proves how pathetic we've become', then its not just one show. ITS A WHOLE FRIGGIN' LIST. here's just a few:

Real World
Shot of Love
Paris Hilton's My New BFF
The majority of all programming on MTV
Cheaters
Wife Swap
Survivor
Just about everything on Fox News
Americas Next Top Model
American Idol
Big Brother
...thats all I can pull off the top of my head right now.

There are three shows that I love and those are Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, The Amazing Race, and The Biggest Loser(especially Biggest Loser; shows how far people can change/better themselves, and what they can accomplish).

[Gatsby]

Do you by chance watch Lost?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you by chance watch Lost?
I gave up on Lost, only for the fact that i have no idea whats going on with that show anymore. I think J.J. Abrams doesn't even know anymore, and he directs the damn thing. I'm pretty sure they all just sit in a room, smoke a bunch of pot, and write out each script right there; That's why it's so damn confusing.

[Barnes]

Got any Frank Zappa music?

Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?

What ever happened to all of the fun in the world?

[Jun-Watarase]

What the hell is wrong with you? Paris Hilton is my New BFF and ANTM are awesome shows.

[otakuapprentice]

Got any Frank Zappa music?
nope, cant say that i do.

Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?
um.......how 'bout no?

What ever happened to all of the fun in the world?
It died. The fun you feel is artificial.

What the hell is wrong with you? Paris Hilton is my New BFF and ANTM are awesome shows.
Paris Hilton is a retard. With regards to Top Model, I will give it a bit of leniency due to the fact that the last season where Whitney won was by far the one season that didn't make it absolute crap. Nothing but toothpicks on that show. I want that season back, damnit.

[Kazuko]

FFFF everyone knows Naima was better! I love ANTM and Paris Hiltons my new BFF ever since i saw sayonara I wanted MOAR <3

will you buy me a 300 dollar lolita dress ;3

[otakuapprentice]

FFFF everyone knows Naima was better! I love ANTM and Paris Hiltons my new BFF ever since i saw sayonara I wanted MOAR <3

will you buy me a 300 dollar lolita dress ;3
If you give me 300 dollars to buy it, I will.

[potatofreek]

Will the world end from the zombie apocalypse, or the batter blaster invasion? Why?

Will Final Fantasy 7 ever be remade?

[Rei-Rei]

Otaku, are you going to dress up for halloween or are you going to stay home and pass out candies?

How come I never saw you at Fanime last year?

I heard of this really cool cupcake place called Babycakes.. Should I make a point of going sometime?

[otakuapprentice]

Will the world end from the zombie apocalypse, or the batter blaster invasion? Why?
Global warming, or nuclear winter.

Will Final Fantasy 7 ever be remade?
No.

Otaku, are you going to dress up for halloween or are you going to stay home and pass out candies?
I was, but not anymore. I'm just going to stay home this year, but not pass out candies; the church down my street will take care of that.

How come I never saw you at Fanime last year?
I was there, you just didn't look for me hard enough. Try again next year.

I heard of this really cool cupcake place called Babycakes.. Should I make a point of going sometime?
With a name like that, you have to go.

[rude32]

Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?

[otakuapprentice]

Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

[rude32]

Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

See, you can defend yourself already. Thats how you kill the klowns.

[potatofreek]

Do you have clinophobia?