the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

Why was I in downtown San Jose twice against my own will this week?
Because you let yourself get taken down there; you got huevos, use them.

Why did the HP Pavilion have to remind me how far away fanime is?
Beats me, you're the one that let yourself get dragged down there.

Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(
Because I don't feel like holding the purse, that's why.

Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(

I want to come, too! Spend money on me. I demand you. :U
I'm cheap when it comes to spending random money on people.

Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(

I want to come, too! Spend money on me. I demand you. :U

me too me too ; ;
Damn, women flockin' like gangbusters in here.

[Barnes]

Why are none of my friends ever online for  Brawl? (I have to play Basic Brawl all the time or get nothing) XD

[otakuapprentice]

Why are none of my friends ever online for  Brawl? (I have to play Basic Brawl all the time or get nothing) XD
Yo, I haven't played online Brawl in friggin' ages.

[Kazuko]

So why arent you going to hold, rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d

[otakuapprentice]

So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.

[Kazuko]

So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.

YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

[Jun-Watarase]

So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.

YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?

[Kazuko]

So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.

YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?

but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus

[otakuapprentice]

So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.

YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;
I'm just pulling yer leg, Kaz; I don't actually have a purse...that is what yours is for.

So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.

YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?
usted pay for hold purse, si?

So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.

YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?

but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus
Si senorita, pero jesus no hold senoritas items, eso es trabajo por mikey.

[Kazuko]

haha you know mikey is too MANLY for such a task but then again...he does looove Zac Efron

[otakuapprentice]

haha you know mikey is too MANLY for such a task but then again...he does looove Zac Efron
give him a HSM3 bag/w Zac Efron on the front and I'm sure he would probably hold onto it.

[JTchinoy]

did china cheat in women's gymnastics at the olympics or is the world just a bunch of whiny poor sports?

[Rei-Rei]

Am I late?

What's your favorite type of sushi?

Would you like me to put make-up on you?

but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus
Si senorita, pero jesus no hold senoritas items, eso es trabajo por mikey.

Wait wait.... Really!?!

[Shi_Musouka]

Hablas espanol?

When life throws you a curveball, would you just sit there in your home locked up eating a container of your ice cream and watching sad movies while slitting your wrists or would you continue to try and kick butt no matter what?

What's your favorite Pokemon?

Is there really a significant difference between SSBM and SSBB?(other than new characters, new stages, and the online features)

How much money is in your "purse"(or wallet, or whatever you Americans carry nowadays)?

Do you think life would be much easier if you were a girl or as a boy?

Are you willing to wear any type of pink-colored clothing?

[potatofreek]

Will we get out of this financial crisis?

It Lake Tahoe good for skiing yet?

[JTchinoy]

I could actually understand that spanglish... go tagalog!!

[otakuapprentice]

did china cheat in women's gymnastics at the olympics or is the world just a bunch of whiny poor sports?
Its 50/50 on that subject; Chinese officials provided documents that showed they were of the minimum age required to compete, yet information that was found online showing they were not was also found, then either altered or removed completely; information found on Wikipedia was changed, and articles from a sports website/newspaper that showed she was not of the minimum age were also changed before the Olympics(ironically, that site is owned/run by the Chinese government).

Am I late?
WHERE THE #*$! WERE YOU?! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS!!!

What's your favorite type of sushi?
Only had sushi once, and that was a California Roll...wasn't bad.

Would you like me to put make-up on you?
uhh............

but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus
Si senorita, pero jesus no hold senoritas items, eso es trabajo por mikey.

Wait wait.... Really!?!
Si.

Hablas espanol?
*with enthusiasm* SI!

When life throws you a curveball, would you just sit there in your home locked up eating a container of your ice cream and watching sad movies while slitting your wrists or would you continue to try and kick butt no matter what?
I get curveballs every week, I just try not to get hit in the face and keep moving.

What's your favorite Pokemon?
ITS PIKACHU!!!!

Is there really a significant difference between SSBM and SSBB?(other than new characters, new stages, and the online features)
I wouldn't say a significant difference, but there is a difference.

How much money is in your "purse"(or wallet, or whatever you Americans carry nowadays)?
Last time I checked(which was last night after leaving SF), it was around $14 bucks.

Do you think life would be much easier if you were a girl or as a boy?
It's hard for both, but life would be so much easier for everyone if we didnt have people getting pregnant while in High School, parents beating up/raping their kids, Crack/Cocaine/Heroin/every other drug that kills people who take it, and all the deaths that are caused by gun violence.

Are you willing to wear any type of pink-colored clothing?
uhh........get a couple o' beverages in me, then we'll talk.

Will we get out of this financial crisis?
Not soon, but we'll get out of it; give it maybe 2 years or so.

It Lake Tahoe good for skiing yet?
I don't know, ask someone who lives there.

I could actually understand that spanglish... go tagalog!!
Good for you, you deserve a gold star!...too bad I don't have one to give you.

[Rei-Rei]

Am I late?
WHERE THE #*$! WERE YOU?! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS!!!

We?? Who's we? >.>;

What did I miss??

[otakuapprentice]

Am I late?
WHERE THE #*$! WERE YOU?! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS!!!

We?? Who's we? >.>;
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!!*runs off screaming*

What did I miss??
You know damn well what you missed......nothing, absolutely nothing; Now to go take care of that.....thing..I had to do. *grabs metal suitcase and sneaks off into the night*

[Shi_Musouka]

Don't you just find it funny that there are people expecting Obama to do more than just fix the economy(as in, fix all their problems in life, raise their kids, etc.) when he goes into office?