the "Ask Otaku" thread

[Rei-Rei]

How old are you?

Are you still awake?

[potatofreek]

Are you going to have mashed potatoes?
Most likely, yes.

How do you know everything?
I never said I did, but I do BS it very well, don't I?

Yes you do.

Do you like potatoes?

[RaddaX2]

What's the story about Jealkb?  I heard it's a visual kei band formed by comedians.  Am I a sucker for liking their music?

[otakuapprentice]

How old are you?
22 cycles, and I have yet to shatter the barrier.

Are you still awake?
I am now.

Are you going to have mashed potatoes?
Most likely, yes.

How do you know everything?
I never said I did, but I do BS it very well, don't I?

Yes you do.

Do you like potatoes?
Sometimes.

What's the story about Jealkb?  I heard it's a visual kei band formed by comedians.  Am I a sucker for liking their music?
Yea, the whole band is nothing but comedians. I wouldn't say you're a sucker for liking them(sucker), but they sound okay IMO.

[potatofreek]

How is the Twilight movie? Is it was bad or good as everyone says?

[Mister_E]

Do you like Egg Nog?

[otakuapprentice]

How is the Twilight movie? Is it was bad or good as everyone says?
Haven't seen Twilight yet, so I can't comment on the film.

Do you like Egg Nog?
Never had egg nog.

[potatofreek]

Are you going shopping on Black Friday?

What kind of things do you want?

[otakuapprentice]

Are you going shopping on Black Friday?
No, I had to work that day.....I hated people more that day than any other day.

What kind of things do you want?
Mainly lots of money, but a laptop and/or a Xbox 360 would be nice.

[JohnnyAR]

Have you met a celebrity or someone that has?

[Barnes]

If Walmart is so popular, then why do I find more Targets in San Jose than WMs?

[BrightHeart76]

What do you think about Bruce Wayne stepping aside as Batman?

[rude32]

Are strawberry fields really forever?

[otakuapprentice]

Have you met a celebrity or someone that has?
Nope.

If Walmart is so popular, then why do I find more Targets in San Jose than WMs?
Because a Target is two levels below before becoming a Walmart.

What do you think about Bruce Wayne stepping aside as Batman?
If you are referring to the Batman R.I.P story arc happening right now, then I don't know much about it, save for an article I read mentioning it. A proper comic book I have not read in a long time so I can't really comment on it, but hey.....

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Are strawberry fields really forever?
Can I swim down the Panama Canal? The answer to both those questions is no.

[Shi_Musouka]

Do you think you will ever attempt to swim down the Panama Canal?

Doesn't it make you glad that you weren't trampled or shot at during Black Friday?

Did you hear about the bombing attacks on Mumbai?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you think you will ever attempt to swim down the Panama Canal?
Probably not.

Doesn't it make you glad that you weren't trampled or shot at during Black Friday?
Yes, but it was also very sad to hear about that incident.

Did you hear about the bombing attacks on Mumbai?
I did hear about the attacks, and its only going to go downhill from here; since the one surviving attacker they captured was from Pakistan, both countries will most likely end up engaged in some sort of small conflict because of that.

[questionette]

Have you met a celebrity or someone that has?
Nope.

You met me! And I've met Bruce Willis, Collin Farrel, Sting, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wayne Brady, John Mayer, Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts  8)

Now my question:
What do you think happens when you die?

[Gatsby]

Have you had a Bawls recently?

[otakuapprentice]

Have you had a Bawls recently?
Nope, but I did have a Full Throttle today.

You met me! And I've met Bruce Willis, Collin Farrel, Sting, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wayne Brady, John Mayer, Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts  8)
See, here's the thing: I didn't really know that about you, so technically I was telling the truth.

Now my question:
What do you think happens when you die?
I could give you the religious/church answer and say that we either go to heaven or we go to hell, and I could give you the realist answer and say that you just die and that's it. I could throw all kinds of possibilities from various different cultures/religions, but frankly.....

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[Runewitt]

How much is the fish?

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What is the difference between a duck and