Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Liquid · April 11, 2009, 06:08:42 PM

By inserting random clips of uncut Pikachu attack scenes.

Why do I love sushi so much?

Rhornez · April 11, 2009, 11:13:55 PM

because its fishy

why has ash from pokemon anime always gets beaten?

Runewitt · April 11, 2009, 11:28:05 PM

because he's secretley a masachist.

why dont i have a dermal regenerator, like on ST TNG?

HuggalotXOmocha · April 12, 2009, 12:53:08 AM

Because I slapped you in the face with a pair of pink panties, and they flew off when you were only a small age of 3.

Why are tall people tall?

Runewitt · April 12, 2009, 12:59:20 AM

because short people got.. short people got....... no reason to liiiiiveee.....

why did i stay up to watch Bleach, and end up paying more attention to my laptop?

Liquid · April 12, 2009, 09:57:16 AM

Because you are bi-polar and have A.D.D.

Why does Ice Cream have to be so cold to be enjoyable?

Rhornez · April 12, 2009, 09:59:17 AM

Because .... its from space it is secretely a alien treat called Ack Tack
why am i tall and fat?

Liquid · April 12, 2009, 10:07:49 AM

Because your parents said that "if you don't eat your food, then you won't grow big and tall"..... So you ate at their request and now it shall be your duty to sue them for all that they are worth.

Why is space black?

HuggalotXOmocha · April 12, 2009, 11:54:54 AM

Because the almighty man rejected the color orange.

Why is the cake a lie?

Liquid · April 12, 2009, 12:47:36 PM

It isn't really a lie. It is just that we had to deny the existance of the cake in order to escape our ill fates at the hand of a psycho mechanical mad scientist.

How come bacon tastes so damn good?

Rhornez · April 12, 2009, 01:21:34 PM

because it squeals out flavor

why is metal awsome?

K&K4ever · April 12, 2009, 01:33:17 PM

because it's hard.

Why is making fun of politicians so easy?

Liquid · April 12, 2009, 06:25:29 PM

Because that is the way the government wants it. They portray themselves to make many mistakes so that America thinks they are all human, when in fact they are cyborg ninjas from an alternate dimension... sent here to hold down our society so that we don't become a great one nation world and take over the universe and learn the art of dimensional travel. They are just disguised as filthy old men with flaws and crazy values to throw us off.

Why do people eat broccoli when it tastes so nasty?

Rhornez · April 12, 2009, 07:25:50 PM

because they made broccoli from their own skin and paint it green

why does twilight the movie suck so bad?

BumbleB · April 12, 2009, 10:50:39 PM

Because Stephanie Meyer is on crack.

Why is my keyboard so loud?

Runewitt · April 12, 2009, 11:43:40 PM

so you know what notes you're typing.

why does it end when darkness ends tonight?

HuggalotXOmocha · April 13, 2009, 12:17:00 AM

Because I ate it.

Why do we have fingernails?

Runewitt · April 13, 2009, 12:29:48 AM

because finger screws would look rediculous

why did the battery in my mp3 player have to go dead mid-song?

BumbleB · April 13, 2009, 12:33:56 AM

It didnt like the song...

Why did Walt Disney name the 7 dwarfs after side effects of drugs?

Runewitt · April 13, 2009, 12:45:54 AM

because naming them after the seven deadly sins would have sold less books and movies.

why am i hearing Morgan Freeman's voice while reading the shawshank redemption?