Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Liquid]

Agent Orange. Duh.

What is the square root of a circlular tree that is 10 feet tall and has a cirumferance of 2 feet?

[Nightroad]

Whats it matter. Its math. Ugggg!

Why is my printer so hard to set up?

[michiko nakano]

because it's a marketing scam!

what's the difference between geeks and nerds?

[Liquid]

If I knew that answer....I'd be both.

What happens when you die?

[Nightroad]

You come back to life as a philoshophy teacher.

Is the glass half full?

[michiko nakano]

only on thursdays.

since it was named after the thunder god Thor, why isn't Thursday spelled Thorsday?

[Nightroad]

It sounded to much like "whoresday" then and they changed it.

Which planet is the best? (besides earth)

[michiko nakano]

Mars, according to Cowboy Bebop.

Who is better, Jet or Edward?

[Nightroad]

Both. They're secretely the same person and have the ability to merge and split at will.

Do like ketchup on your fries or off to the side?

[michiko nakano]

ALL OVER DEM!!!

ceiling cat or basement cat?

[Nightroad]

Basement. They smell better.

Which wire do you cut: The blue, the red or the green?

[Runewitt]

none. just pull the batteries out.

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[ELDEMONIO]

I would eat dog poo.


How many wood can a woodchuck chuck,If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Nightroad]

A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

What time of day would you expect to see a muskrat?

[Runewitt]

dusk

how to mine for fish?

[Nightroad]

Put dynamite in the water and watch the fish fly right into your hands.

What are boxes without tops?

[Runewitt]

portable holes.

can i pass?

[michiko nakano]

no.

where is waldo?

[rude32]

In the early 90's.

What should I get on the dollar menu?

[michiko nakano]

a taco.

candles or incense?