Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Started by Gatsby, December 07, 2007, 09:07:45 AM

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Gatsby

There never was rum in the first place!

Why must weekends be so short?

Glitch

Because weekends were made in the lord's image.(the lord is actually a dwarf.)

Why don't ninjas run fanime?

Gatsby

We'd never find Fanime then.

Why hasn't K&K4ever been on?

K&K4ever

I've been buissy plotting to take over the world!

Why are kitties soooooooooooooo cute?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

Because they're trying to deceive us with their innocent cuteness so they can take over the world by surprise.

Why hasn't KotOR III been announced yet? >_<

Mal the Pirate

Because George Lucas has the runs.

What's the best way to kill a ninja?

Runewitt

wait for it to die of old age.


whats the best way to kill a pirate?
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Mal the Pirate

Non alcoholic Rum.

Is slightly ticked cow disease more dangerous than mad cow disease?

K&K4ever

Only if it has a gun

why do my fingernails grow so long?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

BrightHeart76

Because you're slowly turning into a kitty, and those are really your claws.

Why can't I take off the winter and work during the summer?
Sometimes I'm glad I became a teacher.  Other times I wish I had simply become a ninja.

Mal the Pirate


Barnes

You're screwed.

Why did Justin only get 2nd place in Marvel at EVO World this year?
Also a Proud Fanime Con Attendee since 1998!
Yay, Haruko.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/CapeBarnes

K&K4ever

Because someone stuffed the ballet box

Why do some people have to be such jerks?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Glitch

Because it's in relation to the size of their private parts.

Why did AnimeExpo execute order 66?

Mal the Pirate

Because Taco Bell called them first.

Where would the final battle between Pirates and Ninjas take place?

Gatsby

Wherever you're not.

Why must the writer's strike interfere with LOST?

Mal the Pirate

Because it interferes with the office, which is an even better show.

Where oh where has my little dog gone?

Gatsby

Got hit by a car.

Why are finals so stressful!?

Mal the Pirate

To weed out the weak minded.

Why are pickle jars so hard to open?

Gatsby