Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[AbsolutelyCursed]

When you give me the money that you owe me.

Have you been good this year?

[michiko nakano]

90% good.  10% naughty.  ;)

How about you?

[DentyneIce408]

I give myself 50% good, 15% bad, 35% Ecchi.

What will Santa Clause give me with those numbers?

[Liquid]

Chocolate covered coal.

What do you want for Christmas?

[Nightroad]

$$$

How about you?

[Liquid]

Everything.

Do you know what I mean?

[Nightroad]

^.~

Where's it all gone?

[Runewitt]

Waldo took it.

who'll stop the rain?

[SukebeStudios]

An umbrella held up by my penis.

What rating do you give this post?

[Liquid]

A negative 8.

Does that sound fair?

[heeroyuy135]

Moot point.
Objection?

[Runewitt]

none.

why twilight?

[SukebeStudios]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Snake Eyes or Solid Snake?
(GIJOE)           (MGS)

[ELDEMONIO]

None.They both are horrible.

Kawaii desu desu ^_^?

[michiko nakano]

No, you're not cute.

Minty gum or fruity gum?

[DentyneIce408]

That's a tough question... I choose both.

Are you copying me?

[SukebeStudios]

That's a tough question... I choose both.

Are you copying me?

[Liquid]

That's a tough question... I choose both.

Are you copying me?

[DentyneIce408]

No, your just talking to a mirror.

What console do you get when Sony and Nintendo combine?

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get Sontendo which is created by an alternate universe version of Japan.

What do you get when you combine a Bloody Mary and a screwdriver?