Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Rhornez · June 01, 2011, 07:07:05 PM

cause ph phat

why am i eating

nerd-chan · June 17, 2011, 03:51:05 PM

You are eating because you are addicted. We need to get you into food rehab stat.

Why does the house smell like strawberries?

MyMidnightAffair · June 18, 2011, 08:20:29 PM

Because 1313 just left your place.

Why is it so damn hot in Las Vegas?

otakuya · June 18, 2011, 11:43:00 PM

Rainbow baby elephants!

How was it?

L0Lpants · June 19, 2011, 12:17:17 AM

it was all right. Needed more chocolate....

Dude, where's my car?

Runewitt · June 19, 2011, 04:23:39 PM

It got repo'd for being parked in a red zone.

how did it get so hot?

JohnnyAR · July 03, 2011, 07:44:53 PM

What is a cure for unrequited love?

PinkHairSasuke · July 04, 2011, 06:29:11 PM

Subway.

Why is Chuck Norris so feared?

L0Lpants · July 06, 2011, 06:54:20 PM

because underneath his beard is another fist

What does it mean to "PUT YA GUNS ON!"?

PinkHairSasuke · July 06, 2011, 09:23:07 PM

The same thing as putting on your, "Pa-pa-pa-poker face!"

Why are Jack Black movies always so awesome?

MyMidnightAffair · July 11, 2011, 11:37:44 AM

Quote from: Captain L0Lpants on July 06, 2011, 06:54:20 PM
because underneath his beard is another fist

What does it mean to "PUT YA GUNS ON!"?

Aaand 1 Sengoku Basara brownie point for you. ~

Jack Black movies are awesome because he is manly.

Wanna do a flashmob together?

PinkHairSasuke · July 11, 2011, 04:39:36 PM

Yes of course, only if it's on Madagascar.

How come we can't stretch like Jake the Dog?

Runewitt · July 11, 2011, 08:52:23 PM

bones.

Should i get an x-box?

N.E.R.V.agent220 · July 11, 2011, 11:33:29 PM

No, There are already many x-box owners infected with the red ring virus.

How in the FRIGGIN hell could you beat Call Of Duty in one day?

Rhornez · July 15, 2011, 05:51:14 PM

Rockstars and Monsters Lots of them.

why do i eat 3 meals a day?

L0Lpants · July 17, 2011, 11:13:06 AM

cuz you're a lazy eater

do possums make good birthday presents?

MyMidnightAffair · July 17, 2011, 10:09:59 PM

It doesn't hurt to try it. 8D

Why is this song so true? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWy_uauR-6k

N.E.R.V.agent220 · August 09, 2011, 12:22:42 AM

He must be another Rebecca Black clone.

How did Mr. Snuffleupagus's name became so ancient?

r3za1264 · August 11, 2011, 11:26:50 AM

Ever since he Snuffled my pagus' D:

why does my ass have flaps?

MyMidnightAffair · August 11, 2011, 03:15:23 PM

Because you have some lovely lady lumps.. but down there.

Would you let me borrow your time machine if you owned one?