Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Started by Gatsby, December 07, 2007, 09:07:45 AM

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L0Lpants

he's using cheat codes


why is it that robots don't havta eat?
~Swap Meet staffer: '10, '11, '12, '14

Runewitt

because alcohol fuels their power cells.

whats the third thing?
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

smurfqueen


Runewitt

Because it was supposed to taste like purple!

Why don't you take a Moe to a Motel?
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

smurfqueen

Because I'd rather take a Hoe to a Hotel.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

N.E.R.V.agent220

Because Colonel Sanders changed the recipe.


Why are you picketing on government property?

L0Lpants

cuz my frisbee flew over their fence & i want it back


Why can't i get famous on Youtube?
~Swap Meet staffer: '10, '11, '12, '14

N.E.R.V.agent220

Someone deep within the forums got your number.


Why weren't mobile suits used in World War II?

MyMidnightAffair

Because puppies needed more love.



Why's Jay Leno's chin so large?

PinkHairSasuke

He needs it to fight crime and politics.

How come ice cream doesn't last forever?

MyMidnightAffair

Because it all melts down before you've the time to enjoy it all.


Why are iPhones so durable?

N.E.R.V.agent220

To protect you when that bullet comes flying.


Are bronies into Lolicon?

MyMidnightAffair

You bet your bottom dollar they are.

Why do you always find weirdos on the subway?

L0Lpants

cuz they've been kicked out of Subway for loitering around


How come it's impossible to hate on the Extremely Photogenic Guy?
~Swap Meet staffer: '10, '11, '12, '14

PinkHairSasuke

Because he's just that good.

How come crazy people never know how to talk sanely.

koolcalcat1

Becuse the aliens already took control of the brain....duh.


Why dose toothpaste not taste good?

N.E.R.V.agent220

Because it is made of detergent.


Why are members of The DDR League surfing 4chan? 

MyMidnightAffair

Because that's the only thing they're successful at in life.



Why did you take the hooker's boots?

NinitheNinja

Because they had a baked potato in one of them.

Why are there multiple types of bread?
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