Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rhornez]

any day that is fun

derp?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Derpy Hooves!

Is friendship magic?

[Lucifargundam]

Friends are just enemies that are too afraid to kill you.

Herp?

[lanislori]

Me, too.


Why does everbody love Raymond?

[Lucifargundam]

They dont.

Do you love me?

[lanislori]

Only if you present me with cheese.


Why does the demon lord need to be killed?

[limDsage]

So I can use my newfound skillz!

Hey, is that my sandvich?!

[Lucifargundam]

Peanutbutter jelly time!

and a baseball bat?

[lanislori]

I don't believe the bats would enjoy you swinging that around.


Does Tom Nook sell nudy mags?

[Lucifargundam]

You better believe it!

Is that my magazine?

[lanislori]

Sorry. I used it to punish a spider.


Where did you leave my raygun?

[Lucifargundam]

In my pocket.

Want it back?

[lanislori]

Too late, man. Already got another one through craigslist.


Would you like to sell it to my dog?

[Lucifargundam]

Your dog is already going to use one against you in your sleep!

Cat's meow?

[lanislori]

My dog ate it.


Is that cat from the Netherlands?

[Lucifargundam]

Yes it is. Isn't it awesome?

Why- do- they always send the poor?

[lanislori]

Because the wealthy would make them unhealthy.


When will my dinner be ready?

[Lucifargundam]

It was ready, but I fed it to your dog.

Where is your dog now?

[lanislori]

Not lying on her side, watching the wind blow.


Would you leave it to Beaver?

[limDsage]

The Angry Beavers tho!

Vtec sucks, you know?