Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[K&K4ever]

Because he was the best

How will the aliens interpret us?

[error00004]

by saying "Bacon"


Why am I sick?

[questionette]

because you breathed herpes air.

why didn't you die tomorrow?

??? ??? ???*confusing skills of doom!* ??? ??? ???

[Barnes]

La-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

How does Owen (Total Drama Island) manage to not get voted off?

[K&K4ever]

it's a cartoon, you expect it to make sense?

Why do people do that?

[JohnnyAR]

no fucking idea

Why build a large hadron collider when you can make a big ass laser?

[K&K4ever]

Bureaucracy

How long was I asleep?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

You're still asleep. =3

Why do I wear black in summer?

[K&K4ever]

Because you are a masacist

Why did I have to got to seven diferent stors just to find a pair of red boots that fit?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Because you have two left feet.

Why do haters exist?

[rude32]

Because of people like you.

Where can I get more money quick?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Go stand on a street corner.

Why is the ocean so big?

[rude32]

Because your so small.

Why does the central valley have to suck so much ass?

[K&K4ever]

A black Hole appeared there

Why does my cat like catnip?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

He takes after you.

Why is ice cold?

[K&K4ever]

Because of Jack Frost

Why do I want the TV all to my self

[Rei-Rei]

Because then you can sneak off with it and give it to me.
Why do I hate the weather today?

[Barnes]

You take California for granted

Who shot J.R.?

[explosive_artist]

Tom Cruise

why does square-enix take so long to release its games?

[Sora]

Because they're easily distracted or have other games to release?

Why does Viz suck so much?