Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Because we've all taken Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones to heart. =D
Why are there so many depressed people nowadays?

[Morbus]

because Fanime is still forever away.

Why did i change my color?

[error00004]

Because you wanted to stand out

Why are there ppl on youtube in my class?

[Gatsby]

Because the voice in your mind says so?

Why wasn't on the forums all summer?

[Barnes]

*Flush*

Wheres the plunger?

[Gatsby]

Bend over to find out.

Why must Bawls be the center of so many innuendo jokes?

[K&K4ever]

Because you are too

Why didn't I put sunscreen on at water world?

[Gatsby]

A pelican stole it.

Who was phone?!

[K&K4ever]

Hello?

What are you talking about?

[Barnes]

UC Davis

why does it hurt when I  ;) ?

[error00004]

cause a metal monkey punched you.

Why am I stuck on a game?

[Gatsby]

You pushing the wrong buttons.

Why can't I sleep?

[XpHoBiaX]

Becuase a mind controlling newt is in your brain.

what the heck am I talking about?!

[Gatsby]

A mind controlling newt.

Why am I so tired?

[Barnes]

Hard drive

Say what?

[Gatsby]

What what in the butt.

Where did the day go?

[error00004]

To my secret club.

where did godzilla go?

[Gatsby]

To the vet.

Who does Number 2 work for?

[error00004]

my pie

should I use an umbrella on tuesdays?

[Gatsby]

Only if you want to turn into a zombie.

Are you an error?