Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Because J.K. Rowlings ruined it for everyone.
Why have I been gone so long?

[Rei-Rei]

Because you abandoned us and went to another forum.

Bacon or no bacon?

[explosive_artist]

no bacon

why is THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!??!?!

[neon green]

i was hungry and smelly

why am i out of a life?

[explosive_artist]

Because you lost one in the last level

Why do they make things such as Giga Pudding

[Barnes]

Robbery lottery

Boot, where are you?

[K&K4ever]

about to hit you a**

Why didn't I have a fun time today?

[explosive_artist]

Because your burning youth wasn't hot enough

WHy is there such things as homework club

[K&K4ever]

Because, you forgot to do your homework

Why is fabric so expensive?

[Rei-Rei]

Because it is made of a bajillion threads that costs a cent each.

Why is labor so expensive?

[K&K4ever]

Because they are stiffing you

why am I so worried about the propositions?

[explosive_artist]

Because you want to see how they change the way "they" run your life


How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie-pop

[K&K4ever]

Ask Mr. Owl

Do you like Ike?

[Rei-Rei]

It depends which Ike you are talking about. The hurricane, no. The character, yes. The ex-president. Yes.

Why am I so lazy??

[Barnes]

You worked on the chain gang in prison during a past life.

Why is math so hard (for me)?

[K&K4ever]

your teacher is talking in a different language

What is going on with coffee?

[Rei-Rei]

Coffee isn't pure anymore nowadays. They add meth into it.

Why is there so many brands of crappy tea out there?

[potatofreek]

because tea is meant to be crappy

Why is is that the better something is, the more expensive it is?

[Barnes]

your teacher is talking in a different language

That answer made me chuckle  :D

And the chicken tastes like rubber

Do eggs blow up in the microwave?

[K&K4ever]

I don't know let's find-BOOM! . . .

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