Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[K&K4ever]

as many os the carton holds

why do I whare a hat?

[Barnes]

Cause you don't.

How you doing?
How you doing?

[Jerry]

I think I remember him, was some gimmick for a McDonald's commercial right?

I wonder what ever happen to that Guy?
Did he become the Verizon Wireless guy?
(He repeats himself all the time too.)

Can you hear me now?

[K&K4ever]

No, but I can read you now :P

Why can't I train my cats?

[_Rena_]

Because they trained themselves! D:

Why is a sandwich the easiest thing to make?

[K&K4ever]

Because it was invented by Pyramid head (random I know, sorry)

Why do I feel so random?

[Runewitt]

Catturday law demands it.

i can has shiney thing?

[K&K4ever]

No, but you can has Cheeseburger

Why are there so few smilies on this fourum?

[Makou]

Because smilies are an indication of emotions and we don't have emotions here.

Why does the isn't Hatsune Miko real?
(In case you don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqFmtKGsKXc )

[Otaku_Princess]

I...don't know?

Does that count as a question too? lol

[yumicchi88]

if you see a "?" at the end of the sentence, everything is a question!

Why don't people dye their hair to get themselves close to the anime characters in Anime Live Actions?

[K&K4ever]

Because they like the feel of wigs itching their scalp.

Why do I like to eat gyros?

[KawaiiAngel]

Because they have greek man sweat in them  ;-)

why are models so thin?

[Runewitt]

it saves on the film they need to take pictures of them.

why cant i find Hellsing book 2 anywhere i look?

[Mal the Pirate]

Parallel Worlds.

O Rly?

[Runewitt]

JA RLY!

why is the rum gone, again?

[Barnes]

Hey Homer, BURP!

Does Dr. BaldHead?

[K&K4ever]

He's coming toward you with Scissors

Why do I feel like murdering my computer?

[_Rena_]

Because Computers love to eat Trojans!

Does it matter if I eat another bag of chips?

[K&K4ever]

No, but it matters if you eat the poison dip next to them.

Why do I have to go to school today?