Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Gatsby]

It would be epic! YOu could go pew pew!

What's my age again?

[BDILN]

Your age is the date now minus your birth date, if represented as numeric values... only can be represented as  less than three

Why isn't the sky gold and green?

[Barnes]

Our eyes would melt.

Why did the chicken blow down the pig's house?

[Rei-Rei]

Because the chicken is jealous that now the pig is reproducing faster than the chicken.

Why can't I be smarter?

[Gatsby]

Because you'd rule the world and lead us into a thousand years of darkness.

Am I going to get sick?

[Barnes]

Don't drink that water.

What does this button do?

[Gatsby]

Blows up fanime.

Why did my pants rip this morning?

[error00004]

the bananas broke that's why.

Why aren't I playing Halo?

[Gatsby]

Because yo don't own it.

Why did the lady screw up cutting my hair? >:(

[Rei-Rei]

Because secretly, she thought you resembled her ex so she purposefully messed it up.

Why do I feel like I'm hungry after I just ate?

[Barnes]

Celebrity Fit Club show distracted you.

Why did Heather Duke (Heathers) have to be such a megabitch?

[Aki_fox]

Because she is stuck in B-mode...
Why Do most Anime hotties look like girls?

[error00004]

because they have no private parts.

why is my clock wrong?

[Gatsby]

It's not you just perceive it to be wrong.

WHy must cosplaying be so expensive.

[error00004]

because your cupcakes were set on fire.

Why did someone break my keyblade?

[Gatsby]

They thought it was a giant pixie stick.

Why must I procrastinate?

[error00004]

writting a long word doesn't help.

Why isn't my chocolate bar open?

[K&K4ever]

Because you haven't bought it yet

Miss Me? ;D

[error00004]

If the babies died then yes.

Why am I having a nosebleed?

[Barnes]

Porky's the movie

Where did Boy George get his make up from?