Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[SimaSeph]

Because some scientist was resentful of it's size.

What should the new acronym for memorizing the planets be without pluto?

[Liquid]

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/593489

Here are the new possible mnemonic devices:

My Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Nachos.

My Very Elderly Mother Just Sits Up Nights.

Major Volcanoes Erupt, Making Jolts, Shaking, Unsteadying Nerves.

Make Very Extraordinary Meals of Jell-O, Strawberries and Unsalted Nuts.

Mary's Violet Eyes Make Jack Stare Until Noticed.

My Very Exotic Mistress Just Showed Up Nude (perhaps this one is for college lads).

Why is the planet Mercury not on a tilted axis?

[Runewitt]

it's really drunk, and its just leaning the other way until the universe stops spinning.

whats a good side-dish for 3 day old meat?

[SimaSeph]

pease porridge in the pot, 9 days old.

Why do Illinois and New Mexico insist on claiming that pluto is still a planet just because of the residency of it's discoverer in said states?

[Liquid]

whats a good side-dish for 3 day old meat?

(Already had this typed, but someone hit enter before me.) 3 day old milk and stale bread, followed up with a bottle of Pepto.

Why do Illinois and New Mexico insist on claiming that pluto is still a planet just because of the residency of it's discoverer in said states?

Because that's the only thing they got going for them.

What's a good get rich quick scheme?

[Runewitt]

bank robbery.

guys. teh meat is cooked and refridgerated. is not bad meat.


why must my phone be too old for bluetooth?

[Liquid]

Because your old phone is better suited for normal dentures and not a cool new blue grill.

Why does Runewitt let cooked meat sit in his fridge, untouched, for 3 whole days? :o

[Runewitt]

Because your old phone is better suited for normal dentures and not a cool new blue grill.

Why does Runewitt let cooked meat sit in his fridge, untouched, for 3 whole days? :o

because it hasnt been untouched, there's just been a lot of it.

Baked Potato?

[Liquid]

Baked potato would be perfect. Even better if it's a loaded baked potato. Extra points for garlic bread.

What's the circumference of a 3x3 square?

[SimaSeph]

Is that in inches, centimeters, or feet?

Chances are, with 6 billion people in the world, someone is going to go to the bathroom right before you, so why not say "I think I'll go to the bathroom too," as you get up to go?

[Danger]

I don't because I wish to pay homage to Mitch Hedberg by NOT using his jokes as he is deceased.....douche.

Hey Stranger. What are you buyin'?

[Liquid]

Your mom. For $5.

Does she know that you are gay?

[Danger]

Yes.

Do you think that liquid is a pretentious faggot.

[Liquid]

Nope. I think he is pretty awesome. ;D

How come Danger has a really bad mouth, short temper and makes a lot of off color jokes? :P

[DentyneIce408]

He ended up answering your previous question.

Why can't the rabbit have any Trix?

[Liquid]

Because Trix is like LCD to rabbits...and LCD is illegal.

He ended up answering your previous question.

True.  :D

[narutofan17]

(You forgot to ask a question Liquid XD)

Why is the weather so unpredictable?

[Liquid]

Well it can be, but we have magical weather wizards that appear nightly on the news to help us interpret the signals left for us in the clouds by the Gods. Their magic is quite stunning. They can super-impose images of your country onto a wall and change the colors and positions of weather icons with their mind.

Why is the what and where is the how, but then when is the who?

(You forgot to ask a question Liquid XD)

Why is the weather so unpredictable?

You caught me! Noooooooooooo!

[narutofan17]

Because the what is actually the who and when is the how.

Why is my alarm clock going off?

[Liquid]

Why is my alarm clock going off?

Because you treated it like crap and it's pretty pissed... therefore it's going off on you.

Is it break time yet?