Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

LakuriSyaoran · May 14, 2009, 09:21:26 PM

Quote from: Danger on May 14, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
the question is "what?" i take it?

yes, because i don' understand what they meant! XD

explosive_artist · May 14, 2009, 09:25:03 PM

Quote from: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 09:18:41 PM
Quote from: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 08:45:27 PM
You should cosplay while working
(Did that on Halloween. The military doesn't normally look too kindly on dressing up, but I got away with it. Brought in my Sima Yi costume in fact. Nothing like military guys walking around in bright purple robes.)

Wikipedia lists about 20, take your pick of which one and why they may be an asshole.

Why do I have to work 12 hour shifts?

Because the corporation is trying to ruin your life

Why won't he turn gay for me?

Liquid · May 14, 2009, 09:26:05 PM

Quote from: explosive_artist on May 14, 2009, 09:25:03 PM
Why won't he turn gay for me?

Don't ask....don't tell.

What should I eat for dinner?

ELDEMONIO · May 14, 2009, 09:31:17 PM

Leftover Chicken

Why do girls slap me when I tell them if they will bear my children?

Liquid · May 14, 2009, 09:35:18 PM

Because girls don't like it when bears are around their children.

Why can't Wolverine's adamantium skull block telepathy?

ELDEMONIO · May 14, 2009, 09:39:42 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

How can I touch the sun without being burned?

Liquid · May 14, 2009, 09:58:38 PM

By touching it with a thoughtful gift.

Why is there salt in the sea?

SukebeStudios · May 14, 2009, 10:23:13 PM

Because I touch myself at night.

Mr. Owl...how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

SimaSeph · May 14, 2009, 10:28:35 PM

Let's find out... *unwraps and starts licking the Tootsie Pop* A-one, a-two-hoo, a-three *chomp* Three.

Wu, Shu, or Wei?

DentyneIce408 · May 14, 2009, 11:39:11 PM

Wu, they have a samurai and a pirate.

Is Lu Bu stronger then Lord Orochi?

narutofan17 · May 15, 2009, 10:29:24 AM

There BFF so it doen't matter

Raw Raw Fight the Power?

Liquid · May 15, 2009, 11:58:23 AM

Indeed.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?!?!

ELDEMONIO · May 15, 2009, 01:18:23 PM

Bob Dole

Vegeta,What does the scouter say about his power level?

Liquid · May 15, 2009, 02:31:22 PM

OVER 9000!!!!

How many times does Goku die?

Barnes · May 15, 2009, 03:46:09 PM

It's Gendo!

What does Gendo like?

Liquid · May 15, 2009, 04:22:27 PM

Your mom!

Who's on stage?

SimaSeph · May 15, 2009, 05:34:09 PM

Momoi

Why does time seem to move so slowly when something you want is only a week away?

Liquid · May 15, 2009, 05:58:44 PM

Because the God of Time is Loki.

Why won't I post for the rest of tonight?

Chem0 · May 15, 2009, 06:52:53 PM

Because your interwebz are down.

How come I have an A in math?

ELDEMONIO · May 15, 2009, 10:58:45 PM

Because you copy me

How many wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?