Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

rude32 · May 16, 2009, 02:01:26 AM

because you touch yourself at night.

Who is having a con party?

ELDEMONIO · May 16, 2009, 09:58:28 AM

People with no real lives.

Is ewu watching me at night?

Barnes · May 16, 2009, 03:19:16 PM

Rockwell and Michael Jackson

Do you know the way to San Jose? :D

Runewitt · May 16, 2009, 08:27:10 PM

yes, i googled it.

where have all the flowers gone?

DentyneIce408 · May 16, 2009, 09:33:58 PM

They stood up and migrated to the North.

Why does Mario always get the princess?

Liquid · May 17, 2009, 09:45:41 AM

Because Luigi likes Mushroom.

Why does Koopa always kidnap the Princess?

Chem0 · May 17, 2009, 10:35:22 AM

Because then there'd be no storyline.

Why is the economy failing?

explosive_artist · May 17, 2009, 11:38:58 AM

Because our last prez EFF-ed it up

Why are people so ignorant?

Chem0 · May 17, 2009, 11:59:21 AM

Because they spend too much time on the internet.

Who fired the shot that started a nation?

DentyneIce408 · May 17, 2009, 01:38:28 PM

The Terminator

Where is this Paradise City, Guns n' Roses were singing about?

Chem0 · May 17, 2009, 01:47:30 PM

Las Vegas.

How come Pluto is so tiny?

thedeke · May 17, 2009, 02:12:12 PM

Because it has an inferiority complex.

How does Joel eat and breathe and other science facts?

Barnes · May 17, 2009, 03:53:46 PM

Delta Farce

Roy?

Liquid · May 17, 2009, 06:15:37 PM

Is gay.

Puppies?

rude32 · May 17, 2009, 07:00:33 PM

Also gay.

Gorillaz?

Runewitt · May 17, 2009, 07:09:39 PM

dont make music anymore.

we can have time travel?

Liquid · May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM

Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on May 17, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on May 17, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on May 17, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on May 17, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on May 17, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.

If you time traveled... could you be your own great great great grandfather?

Barnes · May 18, 2009, 03:29:59 PM

I'm thinking of the movie "The Stupids"

Who stole my garbage can?

Liquid · May 18, 2009, 03:35:34 PM

Quote from: Barnes on May 18, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
Who stole my garbage can?

It was the garbage company. You didn't pay the garbage bill.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

otakuya · May 18, 2009, 09:17:43 PM

The Keebler elves that lost their jobs

Bouken desho desho?