Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Liquid · August 18, 2009, 12:29:21 PM

Over there. *points*

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

michiko nakano · August 18, 2009, 12:49:57 PM

42!!

Why have I burned the toast three days in a row?

Liquid · August 18, 2009, 01:18:29 PM

One of three problems:

1.) The toaster is malfunctioning.
2.) The setting is too high.
3.) You like to burn things.

What's for lunch?

michiko nakano · August 18, 2009, 01:38:35 PM

pita bread and hummus!

what will cause the apocolyse?

Liquid · August 18, 2009, 02:49:38 PM

Quote from: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
what will cause the apocolyse?

Nuclear holocaust, zombies, or a combination of the two.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DentyneIce408 · August 18, 2009, 03:07:53 PM

In order to escape from the Colonel.

What happens if you drink soda with pop rocks?

Liquid · August 18, 2009, 03:11:05 PM

You find the secret to eternal youth.

We all know that when you drop toast it always lands butter side down...and a cat always lands on its feet. So, what happens when you strap a piece of toast with the butter side up, to the back of a cat and toss the cat off of a building?

michiko nakano · August 18, 2009, 03:33:27 PM

if the building's tall enough, the cat will have heart attack and die.

why do pro football players get paid more than fire fighters?

Liquid · August 18, 2009, 03:42:50 PM

Because firefighters don't get put on TV for the entertainment of America.

Who would win in a real life fight to the death: Jackie Chan vs Jet Li

DentyneIce408 · August 18, 2009, 07:58:50 PM

Nobody! Bruce Lee will destroy both of them.

Gun fight, who would win: Rambo or Punisher

michiko nakano · August 18, 2009, 09:24:37 PM

rambo, he'll never run out of ammo. he catches them in his teeth.

why is shampoo clear, but conditioner not clear?

Liquid · August 19, 2009, 02:48:08 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do we send money to charities that just buy food and clothes for people, instead of sending money to charities that allow people to get jobs and grow their own food?

ELDEMONIO · August 19, 2009, 04:19:34 PM

Because paying people cost more then paying machines that can make food.

Why am I using my neighbors internt using my wireless connection without them knowing about it?

michiko nakano · August 19, 2009, 07:54:17 PM

because you're a typical american.

why is there no domo-kun emoticon?

Liquid · August 20, 2009, 04:43:59 PM

Quote from: michiko nakano on August 19, 2009, 07:54:17 PM
why is there no domo-kun emoticon?

There would be if Domo's face was yellow and round. <.<

How come Apple Jacks don't taste like apple?

Runewitt · August 20, 2009, 04:46:08 PM

because no one would eat them.

why arent carrots called oranges?

Liquid · August 20, 2009, 05:11:46 PM

Then, what would Oranges be called?

michiko nakano · August 20, 2009, 06:03:09 PM

was that meant to be in the thread where you only ask questions??

Liquid · August 20, 2009, 06:10:51 PM

I guess it could work for both? lol

Why are apples different colors?

michiko nakano · August 20, 2009, 06:12:36 PM

because of different magical powers that come in them.

what rhymes with orange?