Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Nightroad · November 26, 2009, 10:24:48 PM

A very loney woman and an interesting night.

What would the world be like if pcs and Macs were compatable?

Chem0 · November 27, 2009, 11:58:23 AM

World War IX.

Why is it that no one texts me anymore?

DentyneIce408 · November 27, 2009, 02:49:09 PM

Because you never gave us your number to begin with.

Why do they call it Black Friday?

Runewitt · November 27, 2009, 03:57:55 PM

because black is very slimming and everyone's still stuffed from thanksgiving.

why are people already buying christmas trees?

Liquid · November 27, 2009, 04:59:39 PM

Because everyone is told that the Christmas season begins directly after Thanksgiving.

What did you get me for Christmas?

Runewitt · November 27, 2009, 05:16:43 PM

same thing you got me

kitten calendar kitten clendar kitten calendar

michiko nakano · November 27, 2009, 09:13:20 PM

Wait really? I thought those were moans of pain...

How many elves are there in south africa?

AbsolutelyCursed · November 27, 2009, 11:30:24 PM

Lets see, 1, 2, 3, 4...wait am I hallucinating again. Great, now I have to start over 1, 2, 3, 4.........

Have you ever met a headhunter?

Nightroad · November 28, 2009, 06:08:21 PM

No but I've met a Voodoo master.

Voodoo anyone?

Liquid · November 30, 2009, 12:25:04 PM

You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
Babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of Voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe

What's that from?

DentyneIce408 · November 30, 2009, 01:22:50 PM

From that time you met a babe with the Power of Voodoo. And she changed you into a cursed Newt that corrupted peoples wishes.

Did I get that right?

Liquid · November 30, 2009, 01:40:46 PM

Yes, she turned me into a newt......but, I got better.

If a voodoo witch turned you into something, what would you want it to be?

ELDEMONIO · December 01, 2009, 11:59:52 AM

Your mom. ;D sorry, but you had it coming. :D

Why is Carly not doing iCarly anymore?

heeroyuy135 · December 02, 2009, 12:21:39 AM

Because she bolted to do iHannaMontana.

Why did Toonami die?

Runewitt · December 02, 2009, 07:48:14 PM

because you touch yourself at night.

why did i get a cake two days after my birthday?

ELDEMONIO · December 03, 2009, 11:42:48 AM

because you don't touch yourself enough at night.

Was the cake chocolate flavored?

Runewitt · December 03, 2009, 05:59:07 PM

yes

why?

Nightroad · December 04, 2009, 11:21:33 AM

dunno chocolate is awsome.

Can you see all the colors in the wind?

Runewitt · December 04, 2009, 06:20:11 PM

no, but i need to get new glasses.

can you sing with all the voices of the ... whatever it was.

ELDEMONIO · December 06, 2009, 03:52:44 PM

No.I have a voice of a train wreack.

Can trains really fly?