Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Nightroad]

The author of Sophie's World. (google  the book)

Why isn't the light on?

[Rhornez]

its called nighttime and its a sun not a light
why are ppl bent on using horse heads?

[Nightroad]

Because they the other half just looks silly

Why are you here?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Because I you love my internet presence.


What goes on after dark?

[Runewitt]

the ducks read pornography and steal your car.

where did i put that mug?

[michiko nakano]

in a box.

how come i have a pimple?

[himitsu_]

Because you're about to self combust.

Why do girls like yaoi?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Because it consists of sweaty handsome men, hardcore action, and a giant load of young boys losing their virginity.


What is the purpose of Echi wars?

[Nightroad]

Nosebleeds

Where is Carmen SanDiego?

[Jerry]

hiding... in [your] bed.


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?

[doriangray]

Lemme find out... who wants to hold the tootsie pop? XD

Where are my pants??!?!?!?!

[MyMidnightAffair]

In Nightroad's closet.. >_>


What happened to my Silver SP? D:

[Nightroad]

Also in my closet.

Why do I have everything in my closet?

[doriangray]

YOU TELL ME!  I WANT MY PANTS BACK!

Why is it so bloody hot today???

[Nightroad]

Your air conditioner is also in my closet

Anyone know where I can find a panther?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Oh, Fluffy?? Yeah.. he's in my bed..
I want my SP back so I can sell it for money on eBay!

Were you the one that sold illegal Fawkes masks during X-Mas??

[Nightroad]

Maybe....

Who has tape?

[doriangray]

You do.  That's in your closet too.

Where can I indulge my card habit for cheap?

[Piccahoe]

at a card shop right next to that place under that big large thing.

if you kissed a nerd would you like it?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Well it depends on his personality, his looks..


What would be your first reaction to a sudden D-Day?