Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

MyMidnightAffair · February 27, 2011, 12:26:49 PM

Yeah. It's a weird flesh burning fetish but you'll get used to it.

Hey you, what's your sign? ;D

c2chaos · February 27, 2011, 06:56:07 PM

"Under construction."

How do you make a fun day fun-ner?

Runewitt · February 27, 2011, 08:40:54 PM

Kites and bicycles.

what is your plan for the zombie apocalypse?

MyMidnightAffair · February 27, 2011, 09:33:28 PM

We eat them before they eat us.. (well our brains. I guess..)

Why do I have to do what you say? You ain't my momma.

Mi Feng · March 01, 2011, 04:24:54 PM

Because I am your father.

Why did 7 eat 9?

MyMidnightAffair · March 01, 2011, 05:08:46 PM

Because it loves the taste of fresh numbers.
9 is a very fresh number.

So.. what now?

Runewitt · March 02, 2011, 06:12:56 PM

now, we have a funny hat party.

do you know YOUR credit score?

L0Lpants · March 02, 2011, 06:44:41 PM

yeah, check that ish on a regular basis.

You ever wonder how food becomes poo?

EJAY420 · March 02, 2011, 06:54:47 PM

I did at first. Now I'm like how long does it take until it leaves my system.

Why did the sticker need a laywer?

Alyxiane · March 12, 2011, 02:38:36 PM

Cause he's suing some stamps that tried to kill him and his family.

What goes on in a cat's mind?

hikarihoshi28 · March 21, 2011, 09:30:41 PM

It thinks about how it can most efficiently spread its shedding fluff on your jacket.

Why did Pluto get demoted?

Runewitt · March 26, 2011, 02:57:08 PM

Because Goofy wanted a bigger dressing room.

why i laugh?

MyMidnightAffair · March 26, 2011, 11:46:16 PM

You laugh cuz stupid stuff happens.

What'chya gonna do 'bout it?

TwistedFayt · April 10, 2011, 12:34:09 PM

I'm gonna scream and run into a wall.

What's your problem?

MyMidnightAffair · April 10, 2011, 06:31:49 PM

I... I.. I don't know!

*runs away crying like a pansy*

Are you blushing?

TwistedFayt · April 11, 2011, 03:22:09 PM

No! I just spilled...... hot sauce onto my cheeks and now they're flaring from the spiciness!

Why can't you fly?

Runewitt · April 11, 2011, 06:07:57 PM

body scanners.

what what and the duck?

MyMidnightAffair · April 11, 2011, 07:31:40 PM

Oh, I bought the duck at a market.

Gonna kill it later & make some Confit.

N.E.R.V.agent220 · April 13, 2011, 03:12:38 PM

However the Confit is not what I had in mind.

Should Doitsu from Axis Powers Hetalia be cross referenced to Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes?

TwistedFayt · April 16, 2011, 01:41:52 PM

No because Doitsu is hawt.

Are you insane?