Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[MyMidnightAffair]

Because.



Why is the sky blue?

[Runewitt]

because.
why is the grass green?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Because Stone Cold said so.

Why is Chef not the chef at my school?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Because our school is too poor to have the high class man cook there. :/



  Did you drink my last glass of Smirnoff?

[Runewitt]

maybe.

was it green apple?

[MyMidnightAffair]

YES. *rage face*



Are you really going to do something so stupid?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Yes I am

Should I dress like Chef and go around saying, "Hello there children!"

[Runewitt]

Yes I am

Should I dress like Chef and go around saying, "Hello there children!"

I think it'd be better if Deon did it.

why is it so hard to find good cosplay ideas for my body type?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Because every cosplay out there doesn't fit the godliness of your body.



   Where is your God now?

[Runewitt]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Puddi?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Si senor

Que?

[L0Lpants]

I said "can you speak ade english?"



If I get bitten, does that mean i'm going to turn into one of them?

[PinkHairSasuke]

No, you'll be half and half, basically a hybrid

Can I race to Witch Mountain?

[MyMidnightAffair]

You can try, but you'll never make it.


Why is your face so purple?

[L0Lpants]

I'm trying to break the world record for longest time a person's breath can be held




do you still think that's a good idea?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Yeah, just jump of this cliff and you'll land in a bed of pillows.
Trust me.



And what happens if I don't?

[Runewitt]

you'll be stuck at the top of the cliff.

can you smell what the rock is cooking?

[Liquid]

Smells Like Teen Spirit.

What would you be willing to do for $100?

[ShadowKnight508]

Anything that does not seem weird or downright lame xD

Why must some dubbed forms of my favorite anime series suck so bad?

[Liquid]

Because most dubs suck badly. However, there are some good ones; Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, Princess Mononoke....just to name a few.

Why do you touch yourself at night?