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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #2780 on: August 20, 2011, 08:58:32 PM »

I would but I forgot which vending machine I disguised it as...



if Canadians use mayonnaise as a primary coniment for stuff like we do for ketchup, does that mean they spread their ketchup on their bread for sandwiches too?
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« Reply #2781 on: August 20, 2011, 11:19:13 PM »

Preposterous! Everyone knows that average Canadians prefer no condiments on their bread.

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« Reply #2782 on: August 20, 2011, 11:45:30 PM »

Because it's trying to kill you.

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« Reply #2783 on: September 07, 2011, 05:02:21 PM »

Intelligent design.

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« Reply #2784 on: September 07, 2011, 10:14:56 PM »

They're all chilling in my backyard.


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« Reply #2785 on: September 08, 2011, 04:52:17 PM »

It was stolen and used for a demolition derby. It was, of course, rendered unusable.

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« Reply #2786 on: September 08, 2011, 07:13:39 PM »

Plan world domination.

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« Reply #2787 on: September 10, 2011, 10:48:59 PM »

Lupus.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #2788 on: September 11, 2011, 12:46:07 AM »

it's true but since she's over at the buffet line, it'll be a while before she starts singing (rim shot)


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« Reply #2789 on: September 11, 2011, 05:26:14 PM »

Daft Punk, like English and other Germanic languages, is not phonetic. It's also very unorthodox to most people since it borrows tones from a wide range of languages. Most people use it on the dance floor out of habit. It's an unspoken rule that it cannot be spoken outside of the dance floor.

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« Reply #2790 on: September 12, 2011, 09:00:45 PM »

Potatoes eclipse the moon.

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« Reply #2791 on: September 12, 2011, 09:21:08 PM »

They're not doing it on purpose. Their eggs just refuse to come out since they have now developed the consciousness to know that they will be consumed.

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« Reply #2792 on: September 12, 2011, 10:41:51 PM »

You're a dirty devil.
You don't deserve no wings.


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« Reply #2793 on: September 13, 2011, 07:48:01 AM »

It will if you do not drink Dr. Pepper at least once a week.

Speaking of which, why does Dr. Pepper taste so good?
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« Reply #2794 on: September 13, 2011, 07:33:43 PM »

Because it has 23 flavors!

Why does my neighbor play polka music?
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« Reply #2795 on: September 15, 2011, 05:13:26 PM »

Because the full moon forbids anything else.

Why is the sky blue?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #2796 on: September 22, 2011, 07:56:12 PM »

Aliens.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #2797 on: October 03, 2011, 10:23:04 PM »

it's hoping for the market to improve so it can sell and retire without any financial burdens.

where have i been?
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« Reply #2798 on: October 04, 2011, 01:48:32 PM »

where you went.

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« Reply #2799 on: October 05, 2011, 10:54:00 PM »

No you don't.


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