Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Started by Gatsby, December 07, 2007, 09:07:45 AM

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L0Lpants

I would but I forgot which vending machine I disguised it as...



if Canadians use mayonnaise as a primary coniment for stuff like we do for ketchup, does that mean they spread their ketchup on their bread for sandwiches too?
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CobaltTempest

Preposterous! Everyone knows that average Canadians prefer no condiments on their bread.

Why does my oven turn on without anyone touching it?
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CosplayDevotee

Because it's trying to kill you.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Liquid

Intelligent design.

What happened to dragons?
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MyMidnightAffair

They're all chilling in my backyard.


Where's my new Aston Martin?

CobaltTempest

It was stolen and used for a demolition derby. It was, of course, rendered unusable.

What do hipsters do on their free time?





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Plan world domination.

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Dr Mario

Lupus.

Is it really over when the fat lady sings?
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L0Lpants

#2788
it's true but since she's over at the buffet line, it'll be a while before she starts singing (rim shot)


Under the "languages you speak" section of FB, you can pick Daft Punk. Question is, how do you speak Daft Punk? Or would you have to be on the dance floor to use it?
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CobaltTempest

Daft Punk, like English and other Germanic languages, is not phonetic. It's also very unorthodox to most people since it borrows tones from a wide range of languages. Most people use it on the dance floor out of habit. It's an unspoken rule that it cannot be spoken outside of the dance floor.

Why isn't meteorology entirely accurate yet?



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NinitheNinja

Potatoes eclipse the moon.

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CobaltTempest

They're not doing it on purpose. Their eggs just refuse to come out since they have now developed the consciousness to know that they will be consumed.

Where are my wigs?
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MyMidnightAffair

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  Will Homestuck control my life?

CobaltTempest

It will if you do not drink Dr. Pepper at least once a week.

Speaking of which, why does Dr. Pepper taste so good?
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Because it has 23 flavors!

Why does my neighbor play polka music?

NinitheNinja

Because the full moon forbids anything else.

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Runewitt

it's hoping for the market to improve so it can sell and retire without any financial burdens.

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N.E.R.V.agent220

No you don't.


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