Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[lanislori]

Yessum.

Pa, is that you?

[limDsage]

No, I belong to a different daughter.

How much did you bet?

[lanislori]

A whole person.

Where's my money?

[Lucifargundam]

*In my bank where it belongs!*

*Where's my royalties?*

[limDsage]

Wait, ain't you the King already? You got more royalties than you could count!

What's the goal?

[lanislori]

A massive net.

Do dolphins dance?

[Lucifargundam]

Like Jesus on water...

How many have you had?

[lanislori]

One too less.

Oreos? Have you got Oreos?

[Lucifargundam]

I own the rights to any future Oreos museum... I also have Mint Oreos at my current disposal.

Anythings speicial/limited but consumable that you may have atm?

[lanislori]

Doughnuts. I don't know who the owner of the last doughnut is. It is bringing me pain.

Did you break the pickle jar?

[limDsage]

I think I did. My motives? I will not tell you!

Who put raisins in my cookies?  >:(

[lanislori]

The Harvest Goddess, of course.

Why is there a stigma against raisins?

[limDsage]

Because they are evil!

Do you like pineapples?

[lanislori]

When they don't get in your teeth.

Are pineapples your weapon of choice?

[limDsage]

No, it's a weapon of choice against me! (Fun fact: I am allergic to pineapples)

"Tu fui ego eris." You know what that is?

[lanislori]

Google can help me out here.

SILENT, HILL. You're causing a commotion.

[Lucifargundam]

Is that a question?

Was that a question?

[lanislori]

If you twist it about, then maybe.

Hill, why are you causing a commotion?

[limDsage]

It's turning into a mountain!

Do you have spare change?

[lanislori]

Not for you.

Do you have spare bananas?