WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Started by LadyKaren, February 07, 2008, 06:08:22 PM

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K&K4ever

Granted, but then you learn stuff that you really wish you didn't

I wish that the Pretender hadn't been cancled
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

Granted, they just moved it to 2am on the spanish channel

i wish we didnt have to pay taxes.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Gatsby

Granted, the government steals it from you instead.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Runewitt

Granted,, but you stay up for three weeks and go insane.

I wish i had something to eat that didnt require cooking on the stove.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Granted, too much potato chips

I wish I could play pool better
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

Granted. you get beaten up for being a pool shark.

i wish i could afford to go to Oklahoma in july and in august.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Granted, but you can't find Tula-chan anywhere

I wish that their was no such thing as racism.
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

Granted, but now the biggest issues are Ageism and Sexism.

i wish all my laundry was done.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Granted, but then you have to fold it yourself

I wish all my laundry was folded
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

Granted, but it's still dirty

i wish they still showed anime on the public tv station.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Granted, but it's dubbed by 4kids

I wish that there was more Jak Keira fanart out there
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

Granted, but you go blind and can't see it.


I wish I stopped having panic attacks.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, but now you are too calm

I wish I was uncontentious
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

granted but now everyone else is uncontentious

I wish runewitt were here to give me a backrub
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, but he hasn't taken massage lessons so he doesn't know what he's doing

I wish my laptop was better
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

Granted but you don't have a battery to power it.

I wish some jerk hadn't ran into me last night.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

Gatsby

Granted, instead they ran into a cute little kitten in front of you. :(

I wish my my friend was with me right now.

K&K4ever

Granted, but he's uncontentious

I wish I was thiner
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

Granted but now you don't have any clothes that fit.

I wish I could sleep.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, but it's in a weired position and you get a cramp

I wish that there were more seasons of the Pretender
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.