WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Mint]

Granted but you're tied to the ground.


I wish I had some chocolate.

[Liquid]

Granted, but you can't eat it because you are allergic.

I wish work was fun.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You will now find normal work fun.

I wish I could make people disappear

[doriangray]

Granted, you have now disappeared with all the other people.

I wish for more funding for my tabletop gaming habits.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You will get more funds but you will lose it all when playing.

I wish I had another wish.

[doriangray]

Granted!  You are now in a time loop that makes you go back to the point where you make your first wish.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

[michiko nakano]

granted, but now your hands are sore instead.

i wish that the nights were longer.

[doriangray]

Granted, but you must now spend every one of those long nights listening to Yoko Ono.

I wish canned doubleshot expressos tasted better.

[michiko nakano]

granted, but now they are seven dollars each.

i wish i could find money lying around

[doriangray]

Granted!  The money forms a trail to a dirty old man.

I wish for a brick of the next set of Heroclix.

[michiko nakano]

granted!  but the order is sabotaged in the shipping process by someone who sells it to your arch nemesis.

i wish the government would stop hiding the cures for cancer

[N.E.R.V.agent220]

Granted,  Ladies and Gentlemen of the U.S. government expose the information on the cures for cancer or else N.E.R.V. will launch 4th impact.


I wish I was working for ESPN.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You now have to be in the same room with the other commentators for hours on end. O.o

I wish for another post so that I may corrupt their wish.

[michiko nakano]

Granted.  You now have to be in the same room with the other commentators for hours on end. O.o

I wish for another post so that I may corrupt their wish.

you corrupt my wishes without even trying.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You now have to be in the same room with the other commentators for hours on end. O.o

I wish for another post so that I may corrupt their wish.

you corrupt my wishes without even trying.

Clever.  Isn't it ironic?  Dontcha think?

I wish for more applicants for my fangirl harem.

[michiko nakano]

granted, but they are all homocidal maniacs and kill you because you flirt with other girls.

i wish my birthday was closer :3

[Elimeno]

granted, but they are all homocidal maniacs and kill you because you flirt with other girls.

i wish my birthday was closer :3

granted, it is the day after your birthday

I wish my fight was as funky strong as Michael Jacksons

[michiko nakano]

granted, but now you also have a fake nose and must sleep with oxygen and an i.v.

i wish my handwriting were pretty

[Elimeno]

granted, but now you also have a fake nose and must sleep with oxygen and an i.v.

i wish my handwriting were pretty

granted, but now you have old thyme calligraphy handwriting and it takes you at least 15 minutes to write out one word

I wish I had a chicken wing franchise

[N.E.R.V.agent220]

Granted, You are the new supervisor of Buffalo Wild Wings.

I wish that video game companies will never ever create Yaoi dating sims.