WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[c2chaos]

Granted, but using the toilet gets harder for you.

I wish I had some swiss cheese.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You have cheese but you have to make it swiss.

I wish Pokemon Black and White was out already.

[hikarihoshi28]

Granted, but there's only 20 types of Pokemon, two gyms, no elite four or lengendaries or anything and the whole game takes less than five hours to complete.

I wish I had a most delicious cupcake.

[doriangray]

Granted.  It makes you go into cardiac arrest from the sugar-rich frosting.

I wish my laptop would stop overheating.

[c2chaos]

Granted, now its an ice pack.

I wish I didn't have this headache from playing Halo ODST.

[Somebody]

Granted, but now you have a headache from real life.
I wish my cat would make up his mind faster.

[hikarihoshi28]

Granted, but he decides to give you a 10 inch scratch. XD

I wish my last final wasn't after my birthday.

[Somebody]

Granted, but now your last final is ON your birthday. Way to spend a birthday huh? xD
I wish the helicopter over my house would go away.

[c2chaos]

Granted but it drops a whole SWAT crew into your living room before it leaves.
I wish these chips weren't so delicious that they are addicting.

[Somebody]

Granted, but now they taste so awful it makes you sick.
I wish I could find some music that worked with TKAM.  >(

[c2chaos]

Granted but it's the only music you'll ever hear.

I wish these trophies (PS3) weren't so hard to achieve.

[Somebody]

Granted, but now they're so easy that they aren't worth anything.
I wish my grades were a bit better.

[Runewitt]

granted, but its on a bell curve so everyone else has better grades too, making yor improvment null.

i wish i had ordered what i need for my costume a week ago.

[Somebody]

Granted but they were so worried about the speed of the shipping that the quality failed-the package is ripped and what's inside is damaged.
I wish my room was clean.

[hikarihoshi28]

(by the way I WAS going to have a final on my birthday but the situation changed. ;)

Granted but now you can't find anything.

I wish the fanime panel times were posted.

[Somebody]

(ooh lucky!) (I WISH THEY WERE TOO I NEED TO umm plan! xD)

Granted, but the times of the events you want to attend are all the same. (DESPAIR T^T)
I wish I wasn't so addicted to the internet.

[Brutal]

Ganted, but now your addicted to drugs :(

I wish I had epicly awesome drawing skills.

[AngelWings]

Granted. You get in an accident and have irreparably damaged hands. There went that.
I wish that Mufasa didn't die in the Lion King.

[Brutal]

Granted, but he dies in Lion King 2.

I wish my boyfriend would forgive me already.

[AngelWings]

Granted, but the hasty forgiveness creates a fracture in the stability of your relationship and you break up in a week.
I wish that people wouldn't lie to me.