WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[c2chaos]

Granted but it hails chunks of ice the size of golf balls instead.

I wish that I'll have lots of fun today.

[CorellianJones]

Granted, you had a simply smashing time, but unfortunately you used up all of the fun time that you would've had at Fanimecon.

I wish tarantulas replaced dogs as the family pet

[c2chaos]

Granted but it gets run over by a bicyclist when you take it out for a walk.

I wish I'd get paid tomorrow.

[RyuHayabusa]

I wish I didn't get laid off last month from work.

[CorellianJones]

Sorry to hear that. Hope things will get better for you.

*Bypassing corrupting wish*

I wish that I could bring my tarantula back to life. Rebuild it, make it stronger and faster so he may hunt down the bicyclist that ran him over in order to thank him.

[c2chaos]

Granted but you were the one riding the bike while walking it.

I wish I could draw anime better.

[Somebody]

Granted but people steal your art and ruin your ideas.
I wish I could figure out what to write for my essay.

[c2chaos]

Granted but you write about explicit yaoi love and your teacher flunks you.

I wish I could upgrade my ice cream into a banana split.

[Somebody]

Granted but the banana is rotten and spoils teh ice cream
I wish I didn't have so much Homework.

[c2chaos]

Granted but it becomes 1000 times harder.

I wish I could understand more languages.

[Somebody]

Granted but now no one can understand you. AT all.
I wish the light bulbs in my room hadn't burnt out.

[c2chaos]

Granted, they burn in. FIRE!!

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

[Somebody]

Granted, but you become so addicted to anime you lose all your friends and so on and so forth.
I wish I had help with this stupid project.

[c2chaos]

Granted, some genius helps you with your project and somehow turned it into a bomb and you get arrested by the FBI.

I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow.

[Somebody]

Granted, but an earthquake strikes instead and the SJCC is in SHAMBLES, canceling Fanime! D:
I wish there was more time between the events I want to attend at Fanime.

[c2chaos]

Granted, now there is a year between each event.

I wish I had more spring rolls.

[doriangray]

Granted... you are now buried under a metric ton of spring rolls and are crushed.

I wish you all happiness at Fanime '10.

[hikarihoshi28]

Granted, but everyone is so *happy* that the con falls into a state of utter chaos.

I sincerely hope it will not rain or be cold this weekend.

[Elimeno]

Granted but we all get too happy and have a years worth of Fanime withdrawal :P

I wish I had something to drink that was delicious

[AngelWings]

Granted, Unfortunatley it is deliciously tragic as your beverage was toxic and you die.
I wish I had the abilty to control time.