WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[c2chaos]

Granted, but they decide to come over to your house and it looks like a farm inside with all kinds of animals and bugs crawling and there's even a tractor in there!

I wish hadn't of thrown out that card.

[doriangray]

Granted, but the tournament management authority for whatever game the card is from bans it and deflates its value.

I wish Hungry Man made better TV dinners.

[c2chaos]

Granted now you get to eat an actual hungry man!...that is if he doesn't eat you first...


I wish this game wasn't glitching on me.

[monikamilani]

Granted. So now, everything in the computer is glitching! just not the game.

I wish I could meet chuck norris.

[c2chaos]

Granted, but then you find out that he's your over-protective dad that will attack every boy that approaches you.

I wish I could go to the lake again.

[Lizchan33]

Granted, but there was a drought so there is no more lake.

I wish I had air conditioning =_=

[fanime_lo-ve]

Granted, but you get locked outside your house.

I wish Fanime 2011 was here.

[monikamilani]

Granted, but sadly fanime 2011 feels alot faster than before- just for you =DD

I wish the "get to know your fellow forum members" topic wasn't so glitchy on me =(

[fanime_lo-ve]

Granted but all the keys on your computer are locked.

I wish I had HBO.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You get to watch all the HBO commercials you want.

I wish I had more monies for cosplays.

[monikamilani]

Granted, but the things for your cosplays are all sold out right when you get the money.
I wish I could have a better summer.

[c2chaos]

Granted it is now .5 degrees Fahrenheit cooler.

I wish I could've gotten my money sooner when I was in Los Angeles.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You COULD have gotten your money sooner; you just didn't.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish to corrupt.

[michiko nakano]

Granted!  You can corrupt me whenever you want.

I wish the war was over.

[c2chaos]

Granted but humanity is gone and cockroaches rule the world.

I wish I had a better PC.

[EvilBunnyKid]

Granted.  But now your internet connection is disconected!!  And all you can do is play Solitare.

I wish my dog wasnt so old.

[c2chaos]

Granted, it's back to being a puppy and pees everywhere!

I wish I would get well soon.

[Runewitt]

granted, but you'll get sick again next friday.

i wish i hadnt broken my foot.

[c2chaos]

Granted but you broke everything else in your body.

I wish I had new headphones.

[Liquid]

Granted. Your new headphones are made out of Poison Ivy and Scorpion Tails.

I wish I had more free time during the week.