WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Started by LadyKaren, February 07, 2008, 06:08:22 PM

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Gatsby

Granted, instead you get ninja'd all night.

I wish I iNSOMNiac didn't have the flu.

talu-chan

granted but she is grounded so she still can't do anytihng. (if you talk to her tell her to get better)

I wish that I weren't the only one in my house that didn't have the flu.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, now you has the meezles

I wish that my hands weren't cold
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

granted. you lost your hands in a fire.

i wish i could find my tank-top.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Granted, it's in shreds

I wish I had a tube top
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

Granted but when you put it on there is a freak snowstorm in your room

I wish that my wireless worked
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, but your comp breaks

I wish I had clearer skin
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

granted but now you can see all your inerds (sp?)

I wish that I could work at the zoo again
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, but you have to clean the Elaphont dung

I wish that I had ice cream
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

Granted, but it's wood bark flavor.

I wish I had a helicopter.

talu-chan

Granted but it doesn't work


(k that is actually what my job is besides swimming with the sea lions and cleaning up after the rhinos)

I wish that I could see my penguin again.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, but he dosen't remember you

I wish I wasn't hungry
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

granted, but you have heartbur instead

i wish the people next door would shut up.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Granted, now there is silence

I wish I hadn't been ninjaed
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

granted. no one ever replies to your posts

i wish i had a million dollars
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Gatsby

Granted, but it's fake and you are arrested.

I wish my eyes weren't watering.

K&K4ever

Granted, now your hand is watering

I wish I could spell better
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

granted but you don't know have the words that you used to.

I wish I had AAA batteries
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

Runewitt

granted, but they're all dead.

i wish i didnt have to do all the hard work around my house.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Granted, no one dose the work around your house

I wish I had a fortion cookie
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.