WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Gatsby]

Lol whoops.

Granted, instead it is one consistent scalding heat.

I wish I had remembered to grab my money before I walked out of the house.

[talu-chan]

(Like it is durring 3/4ths of the year? ok)

Granted but you lost it once you got outside.


I wish that I didn't have to work tonight.

[Gatsby]

Granted, but you get fired.

I wish I had a vial of the t-virus.

[talu-chan]

(you have no idea how true that it)

Granted but the vial can never be opened

I wish that I didn't have to go in for overtime on Friday.

[Golden State Warrior]

Granted, but whatever plans you had for Friday got cancelled. Now you wouldn't have missed anything working overtime, and you lost time and a half's worth of pay.

I wish for a nice, warm cup of cocoa.

[iNSOMNiAC]

Granted, but you spill it on yourself before you even get a sip.

I wish I had a violin.

[Gatsby]

Granted, but it sounds like crap and can never be tuned.

I wish I was an international jewel thief who always gets away from the cops and the ladies swoon over me.

[Golden State Warrior]

Granted, but the ladies that swoon over you aren't exactly... "ladies," if you catch my drift.

I wish I can turn into a rock.

[Gatsby]

Granted, but someone skips you across a lake.

I wish I had the worlds most powerful computer and fastest internet.

[Runewitt]

Granted, but as soon as you turn it on you cause a blackout in half of the country.

i wish i could afford to get a cell phone that doesnt use pre-paid minutes.

[Gatsby]

Granted, but it smells like dying. O_o

I wish I my house was just a tad bit cooler.

[_Rena_]

GRANTED! Now it's like the north poll! =D

I wish I had my blanky.

[Gatsby]

Granted, but moths ate most of it.

I wish these wishes weren't corrupted.

[_Rena_]

Granted, but your wishes became nonsense then corrupted.

I wish for more cookies.

[Golden State Warrior]

Granted, but they are the ones that flood your "Temporary Internet Files" Folder.

I wish the Warriors would stop giving me heart attacks.

[Gatsby]

Granted they give you strokes instead.

I wish I had a helicopter.

[talu-chan]

Granted but it is one of those nifty hotwheel type size helicopter thingys.


I wish I could remember words better after I get off work.

[iNSOMNiAC]

Granted, but you forget everything else... INCLUDING YOUR NAME. =O

I wish I wasn't arachnophobic. =/

[Runewitt]

Granted, you have agoraphobia instead.

i wish i didnt have to paint the bathroom by myself.

[talu-chan]

Granted, but you have to paint it with your brother..

I wish that people weren't so stupid.