WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[K&K4ever]

granted, it's stolen

I wish I had a better paying job

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, but you have to work more hours of the day.

I wish my laundry would be responsible and wash, iron and fold itself everyday.

[Gatsby]

Granted but they end up smothering you.

I wish my speech would write itself and get me an A.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but then the teacher doesn't hear it because he/she wasn't paying attention.

I wish I had a Pixar internship.

[JohnnyAR]

Granted but it gets liquefied as soon as you get it


I wish I had super powers

[questionette]

Granted but your weakness is kittens, & there happens to be a super evil kitten.

I wish fanime was two weekends instead of one a year

[Gatsby]

Granted but they are boring.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[error00004]

Granted, but you never graduated and never recieved a good job and became homeless.

I wish I could have a real Mario Kart go kart.

[Gatsby]

Granted but it costs so much in gas to drive it you go bankrupt.

I wish I had the money to build a super computer.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but someone hacks into it and plants a virus

I wish I could be a Top Chef

[Gatsby]

Granted, but all the food you cook poisons people.

I wish my lawn was emo so I could insult it thus making it cry which means it is watering itself.

[K&K4ever]

granted, but then it decides to leave you.

I registration was cheaper.

[shy-cosplayer]

Granted, but your superpower is the power to make people floss.

I wish I had Bs or higher in all my classes

[K&K4ever]

granted, but then they find out you cheated

I wish I hadn't seen that you tube vid

[Barnes]

But you end up seeing something worse

I wish my bike's back tire would stop going flat  >:(

[Runewitt]

granted, you gt a bent rim and the front tire goes flat

i wish the rim ob=n my bike wasnt bent

[K&K4ever]

Granted, the chain is broken instead.

I wish pasta was more healthy.

[Barnes]

But you don't like it anymore

I wish I could have stopped the election* from being rigged
*=This can be any election that you want it to be.

[questionette]

Granted, but it is in the form of an assassination, and you go to prison at a bail of 1 million dollars

I wish it would stop being so hot outside X[

[K&K4ever]

Granted, it starts snowing and you freeze

I wish that more female chefs got recognition.