WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[iNSOMNiAC]

Granted, but they're so smart that its impossible to even communicate them since they created a language of their own. ...Smart-people language.

I wish I could finish my cookie. But I is full. ;_;

[talu-chan]

Granted but you had hurl in order to be able to eat it.

I wish I know how to answer this question short and sweetly.

[Runewitt]

Granted, but you wish you could say more.

i wish that i had could forget whatever i wanted.

[talu-chan]

Granted but by the time you figure it out it is too late.


I wish that things weren't so hard.

[iNSOMNiAC]

Granted, but then they're too easy and you end up bored with life, and one day after school you find a notebook on the ground that says "Death Note"... You know the rest.

I wish I wish I had a fish...

[Gatsby]

You fish kills you! =O :(

I wish I had the monies and the time to go to the Bay Area this weekend.

[iNSOMNiAC]

Granted, but that's the same weekend that a Tsunami floods the area... =(

I wish I was a prince!

[Gatsby]

Granted! You're already the Prince of Post!

I wish the candy would leave me alone.

[iNSOMNiAC]

Granted, it attacks those you care for dearly, but leaves you alone.

I wish I had a drink to wash down the chocolate...

[Gatsby]

Granted, but it's milk that has been sitting out for a week in death valley.

I wish I had a really nice yo-yo right now. :D

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but you have to carve it yourself

I wish that my laptop was fixed  >:(

[iNSOMNiAC]

Granted, it works fine but no internets!

I wish life wasn't so full of pointless drama.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but now life is no fun and there is a mass of suicide

I wish I didn't have hangnails

[Gatsby]

Granted, you have no nails.

I wish my ex didn't ask me awkward questions. >_<

[K&K4ever]

Granted, she asks you embarrassing questions in front of your friends

I wish that it was easier to convert files to PSP spesifacations

[Gatsby]

(That is nothing new. >_<)

Granted, but now it's harder to meet any other form of media's specifications.

I wish I had a larger room.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but now it's so big that you can't find what your looking for in it.

I wish that I didn't have to say goodbye for the day

[Gatsby]

Granted, instead you say goodbye forever... ever... ever... ever... ever.

I wish I had more confidence in my poetry.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but then everyone says that is sucks

I wish Bicolored hair was real and biological

[Gatsby]

Granted, but the colors clash.

I wish I could read people's minds whenever I want.