WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Runewitt]

granted, but its dust from their cleaning, and its not magical.

i wish i coud go to tulsa for christmas

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but the weather takes a turn for the worst and you're stuck there

I wish I was a pretender

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, but God types it out wrong on his type writer and you happen to be a predator who eats mice.

I wish I could sleep less and function properly.

[Runewitt]

granted, but you have to sleep at the wrong times, end uploosing your job, homeless, and totally refreshed!

i wish it was easier for me to fall asleep at night

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I could dance.

[Runewitt]

grnted, but all you know is Thriller.

i wish i had more money, and that i'd come by it legally

[BSaphire]

Wish granted, but bank robbers take it.

I wish I was at the Fanime dance right now!

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, but your high heels broke, and that caused you to break your bones, so you're spending the rest of the night at Sutter General. =P

I wish my stomach did not hurt right now... DAMN YOU COLDSTONE!

[BSaphire]

Wish granted, but now you have a headache from eating ice cream to fast.

Wish I had some coffee luvers from coldstone :D

[RaddaX2]

Granted. You now have Lovers of Coffee, two annoying gay men named Bill and Tim who work at cold stone and love to drink coffee while they tongue each other violently.

I wish we were all nuked to death.  <-- yeah try to corrupt that

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but the bomb turns out to be a dud :P

I wish I got paid for internship

[RaddaX2]

Granted but you're interning as plumber

Improvised wish:

I wish we all dropped dead simultaneously.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but then Limbo gets clogged

I wish that my coffee wasn't so bitter

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, there's no more coffee at all, only milk, sugar, and hot water.

I wish my reading would do itself.

[RaddaX2]

Wish granted but it's reading in the voices of Mike Tyson and Steven Hawking simultaneously.  Good luck retaining any knowledge.


I wish the polar ice caps melted so I have more places to swim.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but the water is so freakishly cold that you can't swim in it

I wish that I new what I was getting into

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted., but you still do it anyways.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[RaddaX2]

Granted.  You no longer have a back.

I wish I had $17

[K&K4ever]

Granted, it's monopoly money

I wish sushi was more affordable

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, but the fish on there is old and molded.

I wish I had some cupcakes.