WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

EvilBunnyKid · January 07, 2009, 08:48:13 AM

Granted, But after 6 months you go bald.

I wish for Awsome Cosplay Pics this year!!

Barnes · January 07, 2009, 12:03:42 PM

Your camera gets stolen

I wish for a car to drive

Evangelion Xgouki · January 07, 2009, 12:21:52 PM

Granted, however you find out it's actually a mico-RC car with no wheels.

I wish to live and see first contact.

Rei-Rei · January 07, 2009, 03:11:30 PM

Wish granted, but then you live forever and watch everyone die.

I wish to be able to teleport to wherever I want.

K&K4ever · January 07, 2009, 08:13:56 PM

Granted, you are now a Jumper

I wish I had a presto log

EvilBunnyKid · January 07, 2009, 09:09:20 PM

Granted, You now have a log Coverd with Presto Sause!!

I wish to travel back in time!!

Rei-Rei · January 08, 2009, 08:07:00 AM

Wish granted, but you can only travel back in time for 15 minutes, and in those 15 minutes you have to go potty.

I wish my sleeping patterns would return to normal already.

K&K4ever · January 08, 2009, 03:32:14 PM

Granted, but you're on the other side of the world, and your sleep patterns are for this side

I wish wigs were cheeper

Rei-Rei · January 08, 2009, 05:38:07 PM

Wish granted, but then you have straw wigs.

I wish I didn't have to read those 100 pages.

RaddaX2 · January 08, 2009, 06:03:01 PM

Wish granted. You have to read 1000 pages.

I wish to know what Jesus would've looked like if he had joined the Sith.

Gatsby · January 11, 2009, 07:31:29 PM

Granted, but he kills you before you can truly comprehend the awesomeness of it.

I wish my eye didn't itch. >_<

EvilBunnyKid · January 11, 2009, 08:46:59 PM

Granted, but now your crotch itches.

I wish I was the Ruler of the World!!! Bwwwwaha ha ha

Shinsengumi · January 12, 2009, 01:53:50 AM

Granted, you'll be gunned down by a sniper :D

I wish I owned a Dreadnought

Rei-Rei · January 12, 2009, 10:16:06 AM

Wish granted, but then again... Are you really sure you own it and not the other way around?

I wish my DMV appointment would schedule itself.

Gatsby · January 12, 2009, 04:35:58 PM

Granted but it's in the middle of the night and you have sleep deprivation.

I wish i didn't need to pay for a hotel room for fanime.

Asa_Gohan · January 12, 2009, 08:34:08 PM

Granted...Besides, its your choice not to pay, but that means your not getting one...

I wish Fox was actually good in Brawl...

Barnes · January 13, 2009, 11:43:54 PM

He gets canned in favor of Slippy.

I wish Captain Falcon was good in Brawl....

Asa_Gohan · January 15, 2009, 01:52:00 AM

Thats when they give him a cape, a mask, turn him into a purple kirby, and give him a small sword with a broken moveset.

I wish Brawl was as good as Melee

K&K4ever · January 15, 2009, 12:41:51 PM

Granted, but now Melee sucks ass

I wish it would rain

Rei-Rei · January 15, 2009, 02:21:44 PM

Wish granted, it rains fireballs.

I wish my essays would do itself.