WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[TaikoMoon]

granted, however they break their hand and all their fan art comes out junk

I wish I didn't have so many meetings and programs to attend

[K&K4ever]

granted, you have nothing to do

I wish I had more money

[Runewitt]

granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

i wish i had been an hour earlier to apply for the job today

[Golden State Warrior]

Granted, but the interview gets re-scheduled just as your arrive.

I wish for a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but then it turns out to be vinegar

I wish I had some sleep

[Runewitt]

granted. you had it three years ago.

i wish i was the Ghostrider.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but know are wanted by the cops

I wish that there were more people on

[Shinsengumi]

Granted, there's over 9000 of them  :D

I wish I have wings

[TaikoMoon]

Granted but they are buffalo chicken wings.

I wish there was more time

[Barnes]

You get cranky because of it.

I wish for Dizzy (Guilty Gear) and a dry martini (drink)

[Runewitt]

Granted, but dizzy drank the martini

i wish i'd made more money at the yardsale today

[SweetNiar]

Granted, you now owe it all to the IRS

I wish for a brand new car!

[short_storiesgl]

granted but it smells like fish.                                  i wish that i wasnt spending my saturday night wishing it was sunday.

[Barnes]

But you forget why and you waist your day.

I wish for two pennies (I need the exact change for something)

[Runewitt]

granted, but they'rre counterfit and made of playdough

i wish i had my licence.

[talu-chan]

granted but your jeep wont run

I wish that I had more time

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but the you break your glasses and you can't read (reference to the Twilight Zone)

I wish I wasn't shaking after the boss battle

[Runewitt]

granted. you were beaten to a pulp and you're crying instead.

i wish i could watch embeded content from websites on my psp

[talu-chan]

Granted but now you can't get on the internet with your laptop.

I wish that I had better food to cook.

[Runewitt]

granted, but you only cook for other people.

i wish we had a better dirtbike.