WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Gatsby · September 28, 2008, 09:49:12 PM

Granted, but because of the lack of a brain it does a crappy and sloppy job.

I wish I had a bigger room to play DDR in.

error00004 · September 29, 2008, 08:47:38 AM

Granted, The DDR machine never turns on.

I wish I had Tea flavored ice cream.

K&K4ever · September 29, 2008, 05:44:53 PM

Granted, but the hot water melted the ice cream

I wish I could sleep for 24 hours strait

Gatsby · September 29, 2008, 07:07:05 PM

Granted, but you're actually in a coma.

I wish I wasn't so bloody hot.

K&K4ever · September 29, 2008, 08:54:41 PM

Granted, you are now freezing clod and have pneumonia

I wish I had a kitty on my lap

Gatsby · September 29, 2008, 09:32:11 PM

Granted, but it weighs a thousand pounds, crushing you.

I wish I understood the second half of my programming homework.

K&K4ever · September 30, 2008, 10:02:55 PM

Granted, but now you can't understand anything eals

I wish the Pretender hadn't been canceled

Gatsby · October 05, 2008, 09:06:29 PM

Granted, but it now sucks.

I wish I had a high paying job where I didn't need to exert myself much! XD

explosive_artist · October 05, 2008, 09:09:14 PM

Granted, but you got very obese from that job

I wish Nightwish and Within Temptation could go on tour together

Gatsby · October 05, 2008, 09:30:20 PM

Granted, but the sheer force of the win, epicness, awesomeness, godliness is too much and the world explodes.

I wish LOST was back already.

Barnes · October 05, 2008, 10:48:06 PM

The cast members all die in real life

I wish I could go to his grave to pay my respects :-[

Gatsby · October 05, 2008, 11:05:56 PM

Granted, but someone desecrates it and you're blamed.

I wish George Carlin was still alive.

K&K4ever · October 08, 2008, 06:20:49 PM

Granted, but now you are dead

I wish my throught didn't hurt

Gatsby · October 08, 2008, 09:02:14 PM

Granted, but now rest of your body hurts.

I wish i could read AND fully comprehend my three history books in an hour.

Rei-Rei · October 09, 2008, 07:56:21 AM

Wish granted, but then when the time comes for History class, the teacher tells you that you read all of that for nothing because he/she changed the assignment and you were the only who didn't get the notification.

I wish I could survive the day when I slept less.

Gatsby · October 09, 2008, 11:04:05 AM

Granted, but you have the worst day of your life instead.

I wish I don't need to go to class. >_<

K&K4ever · October 09, 2008, 07:14:37 PM

ranted, you have to go to the police station

I wish I got paid more

Rei-Rei · October 11, 2008, 10:00:43 PM

Granted, but the income tax raises by 300%.
I wish my wisdom teeth will be removed NOW.

JohnnyAR · October 11, 2008, 11:31:39 PM

Granted but no morphine is injected and the dentist takes forever to take them out so the process is slow and painful

I wish I can go to a Rock concert

Barnes · October 12, 2008, 12:20:04 AM

You land at a yodeling concert

I wish I had a PC instead of a Mac