WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[explosive_artist]

Granted, but it was a short peace

I wish I had minions who would do my bidding

[Runewitt]

Granted, they spend all their time on eBay and you loose all your money on comemerative Smurfs plates.

I wish i could control how fast my hair grows

[Baker!-!]

granted but it is ugly like sailor venus,s hair from PGSM


i wish patricia martin was real and we were best friends

[K&K4ever]

granted, but then you have a fight and become worst enemies

I wish that I was thiner

[BSaphire]

granted, but then you have a fight and become worst enemies

I wish that I was thiner

Wish granted!, but now you are always grabbing ahold of everything so you won't blow away!

I wish K&K4ever would come visit me! :P

[Evangelion Xgouki]

Granted, but you open your door to find it is another reality's K&K4ever that's a carnivorous (and currently very hungry) reptilian creature.

I wish the LHC didn't break.

[BSaphire]

*LOL That's funny :P

Your wish is granted, but every mechanical thing you come in contact with for the next 48 hours breaks down.

I wish I could see the K& K4ever clone *LOL jk I luv ya the way you are K&K so don't change!

I wish I had a Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks right now!

[Evangelion Xgouki]

Granted, however due to the state of the economy it appeared in your hands in one of those small, plastic cups you find atop of children's liquid medicine bottles...made of the same cheap plastic...with no sleeve while its still piping hot.

I wish we would develop interstellar travel before I died.

[questionette]

Granted, but you go on your space journey and the machine breaks down.  There is no way to rescue you.

I wish I had super strength.  8)

[Rei-Rei]

You squished the poor puppy!!! What have you done???

I wish my body wasn't sore.

[BSaphire]

Wish granted, but everyone around you is writhing and moaning in pain.

I wish it was December 14th already!

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, but it went by as fast as the Shinkansen.

I wish I had more time during the Winter Break.

[K&K4ever]

granted, but you have so much time, that you forget to do your homework

I wish there wasn't so many versions of a Christmas Carrol out there

[BSaphire]

Wish granted and all the movies of A Christmas Carol disappear... now you have only the book  :'(

Wish that all the American soldiers stationed oversees could talk to their families for xmas! *Thought I'd throw a nice one out there!

[Rei-Rei]

Awww... You're making me the mean one!! Wish granted, but none of them talk to you. =\

I wish my feet weren't cold.

[BSaphire]

Wish granted! Now you have furry werewolf feet and hands and look like teenwolf ;)

I wish I had a new tv.

[RaddaX2]

Granted, now you have Tickle Vision.  Everytime you look at something your eyes tickle.

I wish was a giant so I hold all the girls in the world in my arms.

[BSaphire]

Wish Granted!, but they keep falling down and you are so far up you can't catch them before they hit the ground.

I wish RaddaX2 had the bottle to make him smaller so he could hold just one special person in his arms ^^).

[RaddaX2]

Wish granted.  Fuck.  Now I'm stuck in the bottle.

I wish I had grass hopper legs so I could jump out of the bottle

[BSaphire]

Wish Granted! but now your only woman is Tinkerbell and she has eyes only for Peter.

Wish I had a bag of Fairy Dust.