WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Liquid · May 19, 2009, 03:11:55 PM

Quote from: Danger on May 19, 2009, 10:05:01 AM
I wish Mega64 had a panel at Fanime this year

Granted, but in your mad rush to make it to the panel on time you knock over some innocent little kids and get banned from the 2009 Fanime Con for reckless endangerment.

I wish hamburger was not fattening.

Danger · May 19, 2009, 04:14:17 PM

Granted. It is now made from soylent green. You become homeless and can no longer afford you. The government comes and takes you from your cardboard house and makes you into soylent green.

I wish Bon Jovi would come to my home and play a live show for me.

Liquid · May 19, 2009, 04:35:04 PM

Granted. He comes to your home years after he retires. He is now old and has arthritis. He has lost his teeth and wears dentures. He can hardly play the guitar and his singing is terrible, way off key and he forgets the words to his own songs. He stinks like old man and he craps himself in front of you as he plays. Still, you try to enjoy it. I mean, its BON JOVI! He's a legend!!

After a few songs you try to to have a chat with him. He looks hungry though, so you go make sandwiches. Guacamole, turkey, mayo, the works! He rather enjoys your sandwich, but not long after... he passes out. His guards rush in and find that you fed Bon Jovi guacamole! HES ALLERGIC! WHAT KIND OF HALF ASSED FAN DOESNT KNOW THAT!

You get arrested, tried, and convicted of first degree murder.

I wish I had 5 million US dollars in my bank account.

doriangray · May 19, 2009, 09:59:52 PM

Granted. Before you even have the knowledge that you have the money, you are arrested for embezzling and the money is transfered out of your account.

I wish spiders didn't find me so tastey.

Liquid · May 20, 2009, 10:13:29 AM

Quote from: doriangray on May 19, 2009, 09:59:52 PM
I wish spiders didn't find me so tastey.

Granted. Spider now find you disgusting, but they still bite you anyways....because they hate you.

I wish stuff wasn't so exspensive.

narutofan17 · May 20, 2009, 10:16:37 AM

Quote from: Liquid on May 20, 2009, 10:13:29 AM
Granted. Spider now find you disgusting, but they still bite you anyways....because they hate you.

I wish stuff wasn't so exspensive.

Granted! Now all stuff is cheap. But since everything is cheap everything was bought and now you have nothing. *buys your shoes for 5 cents* Thanks!

I wish I didn't have this final in 15 minutes.

Liquid · May 20, 2009, 01:17:02 PM

Granted. You don't have finals because you dropped out of college to pursue your dreams of becoming a professional bum fighter.

I wish I didn't have so much to do tonight.

doriangray · May 20, 2009, 06:35:21 PM

Quote from: Liquid on May 20, 2009, 01:17:02 PM

I wish I didn't have so much to do tonight.

Granted. You now have nothing to do tonight because you aren't going to Fanime and therefore don't have to prep.

I wish my SO's hair dye job comes out right.

MikoChika · May 20, 2009, 06:39:10 PM

Granted! However the coloring only lasts til your next shower.

I wish I knew what i wanted to buy at fanime.

doriangray · May 20, 2009, 08:38:41 PM

Granted, but all of the vendors will be out of stock of what you want.

I wish for my own island nation dictatorship.

narutofan17 · May 20, 2009, 08:58:44 PM

Granted! But you were overthrown by the American government.

I wish I as done with this stupid final.

Liquid · May 21, 2009, 02:47:09 PM

Quote from: narutofan17 on May 20, 2009, 08:58:44 PM
I wish I was done with this stupid final.

Granted...but you were so worried and excited about Fanime that missed\skipped a bubble on the scantron test and thus filled out the rest of the entire answersheet in the wrong bubbles. You failed.

I wish for cool weather in San Jose this weekend.

doriangray · May 21, 2009, 07:13:33 PM

Granted. It's so cold it starts snowing, and all the people in San Jose forget how to drive because they have never seen white stuff fall from the sky before.

I wish I had more muscletone.

Liquid · May 27, 2009, 03:34:20 PM

Quote from: doriangray on May 21, 2009, 07:13:33 PM
I wish I had more muscletone.

Granted. Your muscles now have a tone to them. The tone is Tenor.

I wish that my feet didn't still hurt from 5 days of constant walking, lol.

doriangray · May 27, 2009, 05:38:39 PM

Quote from: Liquid on May 27, 2009, 03:34:20 PM

I wish that my feet didn't still hurt from 5 days of constant walking, lol.

Granted. Instead of your feet hurting, you can't stop vomiting from the fanboys who didn't shower all weekend.

DentyneIce408 · May 28, 2009, 03:24:10 PM

You forgot to post your wish.

I wish they held two FanimeCons a year, one for Summer and the other for Winter.

doriangray · May 28, 2009, 03:36:07 PM

Granted. Having two Fanimes a year causes you to go broke.

I wish I had posted a wish two posts ago. ;D

Liquid · May 28, 2009, 04:39:12 PM

Quote from: doriangray on May 28, 2009, 03:36:07 PM
I wish I had posted a wish two posts ago. ;D

Granted, but your wish got so corrupted that you just decided to edit it out again.

I wish it was payday.

doriangray · May 28, 2009, 11:09:17 PM

Granted, but now that you've skipped the other days, you get a pink slip with your paycheck.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Piichuu · May 28, 2009, 11:17:46 PM

Granted, but you had so much to do to fill your spare time that you died from exhaustion.

I wish I was a Pokemon Master.