WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Runewitt]

Granted, but now he's hell-bent on attacking you, tomorrow night, about an hour after you fall asleep you will be awakened by a shadow falling across your bed. When you open your eyes you will see Rude, wearing a hockey mask and holding a katana at your throat, he'll bend down close to your ear and whisper something of dire importance. his message? "i lost the game."

he will then disembowl you.


i wish i had a better internet connection.

[Liquid]

Granted, but now he's hell-bent on attacking you, tomorrow night, about an hour after you fall asleep you will be awakened by a shadow falling across your bed. When you open your eyes you will see Rude, wearing a hockey mask and holding a katana at your throat, he'll bend down close to your ear and whisper something of dire importance. his message? "i lost the game."

he will then disembowl you.

Wow, Rude is scary. :'(

i wish i had a better internet connection.

Granted. Your internet connection is now better then before. But it is only better by such a small amount that the change is scarcely even noticable. :-\

I wish for sleep.

[SimaSeph]

Granted, you are now asleep, permanently, because you were disemboweled due to previous wish.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You can now telekinetically manipulate objects, but only while holding them in your hands, the power fading immediately upon losing contact.   In addition, your telekinesis can only lift about a gram of matter.  Congrats on your um... cool power there...

I wish I knew all human languages.

[Runewitt]

Granted, but you are mute and have recently lost your hands in an elf-dwarf battle. your amazing ability has been rendered useless.

i wish my bedroom was twice as large as it is now.

[doriangray]

Granted, but now you have to share it with eight children ages 3-15.

I wish Rock Band: Beatles was going to be compatable with the other Rock Band games (not just the instruments).  :(

[Liquid]

Granted. Rock Band makes plans to make Rock Band: Beatles compatible with the other games.....but then Yoko Ono gets mad and breaks up Harmonix. The game will now never be released.

I wish all members of Queen were alive and that they were still together, making new music, and touring.

[Runewitt]

Granted, but they've been playing for so long that they've all gone deaf and their music sounds like sick cats having an orgy inside an industrial dryer thats been set to "towels", and they dont believe when anyone tells them they suck now, because they're all deaf.

i wish my manager would schedule me full time.

[Liquid]

Granted, but they've been playing for so long that they've all gone deaf and their music sounds like sick cats having an orgy inside an industrial dryer thats been set to "towels", and they dont believe when anyone tells them they suck now, because they're all deaf.

Awesome! Thanks! ;D *Would still listen to them*

i wish my manager would schedule me full time.

Granted. You are now scheduled for full time, but with no change in your current pay. Your paychecks are still the same size as before.


I wish for a DVD library of every anime in existance.

[Barnes]

You receive scratchy vhs' instead

I wish for a college degree

[Liquid]

Granted. Degree releases a new "College" deodorant just for Barnes.

I wish for a hardy breakfast.

[Runewitt]

Granted. You are flying over Maine and your plane crashes, you survive but you must resort to canabalism before rescue crews arrive. Tomorrow's breakfast is Frank and Joe Hardy.

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.

[Liquid]

Granted. You are flying over Maine and your plane crashes, you survive but you must resort to canabalism before rescue crews arrive. Tomorrow's breakfast is Frank and Joe Hardy.

Lol! Good one. :D

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.

Granted. You come down with the Swine Flu and you are allowed to not work tomorrow.

I wish I could find a US $100 bill in my pocket, each time I reached down into it.

[doriangray]

I wish I could find a US $100 bill in my pocket, each time I reached down into it.

Granted.  You now have alzheimers, and you get the happiness of rediscovering the same $100 bill in your pocket all the time.

Wishin I wasn't this bored.

[destranacion]

Wishin I wasn't this bored.

granted someone has slipped you a ton of drugs and you will never be bored again

[Liquid]

Wishin I wasn't this bored.

granted someone has slipped you a ton of drugs and you will never be bored again

No wish? Fine. I get to corrupt something of my choice. *Insert maniacal laughter here*

Your faith and beliefs suddenly change as you have a severe drug induced epiphany. You shave your head and become one of the crazy protestors at next year's Fanime.


I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.

[DentyneIce408]

Granted, but unfortunately it was all just a dream.

I wish more people would play this game again.

[Runewitt]

Granted, but unfortunately it was all just a dream.

I wish more people would play this game again.

granted, but they're playing on a different forum, and it has no affect here. also, they think they're the first to think of it and when they hear about this thread, they chase us all down and try to kill us. you dont survive.

i wish the managment would make up their minds about the maintenance thing.

[Liquid]

I wish the managment would make up their minds about the maintenance thing.

Granted. They make up their minds, but no action is taken.

I wish I had the power to turn invisible and walk through walls at will.

[Runewitt]

Granted, but you dont have the ability to return to normal and you're listed as a missing person.


i wish my face wouldnt hurt as much.