WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Liquid]

Granted! Your dishwasher now washes dishes perfectly. However, the door is fused shut.

I wish for a get rich quick scheme that works.

[explosive_artist]

Granted, but then someone schemed you out of your money

I wish I had a belt that transformed me into a motor-bike riding hero

[Liquid]

Granted! But when you hit to button to transform it, it rips you apart at the waist.

I wish coffee didn't have an adverse effect on my stomach.

[DentyneIce408]

Granted. You now get headaches and lack of sleep.

I wish paranormal activities happened during the night of Halloween.

[michiko nakano]

Granted.  Aliens enter your room and probe you.

I wish I could bring friends back from the dead.

[DentyneIce408]

Granted. Your friends came back to life only for a day. They tell you, "Even though we're physically gone, we'll always be in your heart. And on the clouds we'll watch and pray for your safety and happiness."

I wish I could live my life without regret.

[Liquid]

Granted. You are now a vegetable.

I wish I was invulnerable to anything harmful.

[SimaSeph]

Granted, you are now dead.

I wish I could speak every language on the planet.

[Liquid]

Granted. You have the knowledge to speak every language on the planet, but that planet is Mars....and Mars has no known language.

I wish to win the biggest lotto jackpot in history.

[AbsolutelyCursed]

Granted. However, the money you win is play money not real money.

I wish I could be a secret agent spy.

[DentyneIce408]

Granted. You get the game GoldenEye 007, this way you are a secret agent spy within the game.

I wish all animals on planet Earth can speak English, but isn't as intelligent as human beings.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You get to see talking animals on the Backyardigans

I wish I could use the byakugan.

[Liquid]

Granted! You can use the Byakugan on the new Naruto video game that just came out.

I wish my job paid me four times the salary I get now.

[MikoChika]

Granted! You get layed off a week later.

I wish I spoke more Spanish so I can understand my co-workers.

[d man n]

Granted! you find out that they have been talking behind your back for years

i wish for an awsome hat!

[AbsolutelyCursed]

Granted! However, the wind constantly blows it off your head.

I wish for no stress during the holiday season.

[MikoChika]

granted. there are no longer any holiday seasons.

I wish I didn't like soda.

[Liquid]

Granted. Instead, you really enjoy the yummy taste of carbonated pigs lard, now with more pig!

I wish I could afford to not work, yet still play video games like Modern Warfare 2 on a fulltime basis.

[michiko nakano]

granted!  you never get laid again though.

I wish I could get priority registration for my classes again...

[Liquid]

granted!  you never get laid again though.

Ouch! That's not fair....

I wish I could get priority registration for my classes again...

Granted! But all the funding for your tuition and books has been pulled.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight or be at risk for developing a heart condition.